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Kev Murphy · « **Reply #40436 on:** December 05, 2021, 03:39:31 AM »

Do you believe in love at first sight?

How about misery after three years?

Kev Murphy · « **Reply #40437 on:** December 05, 2021, 03:41:36 AM »

Dear sir, On behalf of Channel Four may I thank you for your application submitted on behalf of your wife for our new reality show.
Also the charming photograph you enclosed. Whilst agreeing that she could make a worthy contribution to the program if selected, I would point out that the correct title of the series is actually "Fact Hunt".
Kind regards, Channel Four.

Kev Murphy · « **Reply #40438 on:** December 05, 2021, 03:56:35 AM »

Porn videos do not reflect reality.

They give a warped and false perception of how quickly the plumber will come to your house.

Kev Murphy · « **Reply #40439 on:** December 05, 2021, 04:01:46 AM »

I REALISED my 10 year old nephew had been watching too many reality TV shows the day we attended a relative’s wedding.

As the four bridesmaids walked down the aisle toward the front of the church, he turned to me and asked, “Is this where the groom decides which one he wants to marry?”

Kev Murphy · « **Reply #40440 on:** December 05, 2021, 04:04:26 AM »

Kev Murphy · « **Reply #40441 on:** December 05, 2021, 06:54:41 AM »

UNAPPETIZING

My wife and I run a small restaurant where we often name our specials after our employees—dishes like "Chicken Mickey," after our dishwasher who gave us the recipe, and "Rod's Ribs," after a waiter who had his personal style of barbecue.

One evening after rereading the menu, I broke with this tradition and changed the description of the special we had named after our chef.
Despite her skills and excellent reputation, somehow I didn't think an entrée named "Salmon Ella" would go over big with our customers.

Kev Murphy · « **Reply #40442 on:** December 05, 2021, 07:01:43 AM »

Kev Murphy · « **Reply #40443 on:** December 05, 2021, 07:24:21 AM »

Kev Murphy · « **Reply #40444 on:** December 05, 2021, 07:24:54 AM »

Kev Murphy · « **Reply #40445 on:** December 05, 2021, 07:25:37 AM »

Kev Murphy · « **Reply #40446 on:** December 05, 2021, 10:20:39 AM »

Kev Murphy · « **Reply #40447 on:** December 05, 2021, 10:37:36 AM »

I was shopping in the pet section of my local supermarket when I overheard a woman singing the praises of a particular water bowl to her husband.

"Look, it even has a water filter!" she concluded, holding the doggie dish out for her husband's inspection.

He had a slightly different take on things: "Dear, he drinks out of the toilet."

Kev Murphy · « **Reply #40448 on:** December 05, 2021, 10:45:06 AM »

Kev Murphy · « **Reply #40449 on:** December 05, 2021, 10:45:31 AM »

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