A man is at work one day when he notices that his co-worker, Morris is wearing an earring, and his ear seems to be oozing blood. The man knows his Morris to be a normally conservative fellow, and is curious about his sudden change in "fashion sense."
The man walks up to him and says, "I didn't know you were into earrings. Why is it so infected?"
"Don't make such a big deal, it's only an earring." Morris replies sheepishly.
"So, really? How long have you been wearing one?"
"Ever since my wife found it in our bed."
