I come of 42,000 acres in western qld, we always had the joke that only a farmer new how to invert his rear end over his head while riding a motorcycle...all you had to do was hit a snake...
One of my more interesting experiences was riding through scrub and hitting the web of a golden orb spider, lucky I was wearing an akubra, as the spider was about to inches from my face.....this was about my vision
needless to say the spider andi crashed the bike, and I hopped around like a madman making sure I was not getting devoured by a spider would have been hilarious for anyone watching....