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No Parking Zone! => Off Topic, Off Colour, and non-motorcycle related => Topic started by: Sabie on August 06, 2012, 11:45:28 PM
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How Adam Got Eve -- Priceless
Adam was hanging around the garden of Eden feeling very lonely. :whistle
So, God asked him, 'What's wrong with you?'
Adam said he didn't have anyone to talk to. :phone
God said that He was going to make Adam a companion and that it would be a woman. :butt
He said, 'This pretty lady will gather food for you, she will cook for you, and when you discover clothing, she will wash it for you :thumb
She will always agree with every decision you make and she will not nag you, and will always be the first to admit she was wrong when you've had a disagreement. :thumbs
She will praise you! :thumbsup
She will bear your children and never ask you to get up in the middle of the night to take care of them.
'She will NEVER have a headache and will freely give you love and passion whenever you need it.'
Adam asked God, 'What will a woman like this cost?' :o
God replied, 'An arm and a leg. :eek
:think1
Then Adam asked, 'What can I get for a rib?'
Of course the rest is history............!!!!
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:rofl :rofl :eek
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:wht11 py
:rofl :rofl
and then a Dinosaur ate em
Tipsy