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Re: Drugs, Sex, Rock and Roll, mark II. ( content may not suit everyone)
« Reply #19825 on: August 17, 2020, 12:04:08 PM »
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« Reply #19826 on: August 17, 2020, 01:58:27 PM »
Scientists have just built the world's biggest supercollider, and they're doing experiments to see what makes up protons.

I hope that if the experiment's successful, the whole of our reality will dissolve, and a big sign will up come that says: Level Two.

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Re: Drugs, Sex, Rock and Roll, mark II. ( content may not suit everyone)
« Reply #19827 on: August 17, 2020, 02:02:36 PM »
They're always going, 'Don't deal with terrorists.'

Let's deal with them.

What's Allah offering you boys, 72 virgins? ...  Stop with the bombings, and we will give you 150 slags.

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« Reply #19829 on: August 17, 2020, 06:07:37 PM »
I always wondered about that woman who had a face transplant.

If you went to bed with her, would that technically count as a threesome?

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« Reply #19831 on: August 17, 2020, 06:24:53 PM »
You know, I'm sick and tired of sitting at home being sick and tired of being sick and tired of sitting at home.
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« Reply #19833 on: August 17, 2020, 06:44:09 PM »
A small boy was lost at the beach, so he went up to a lifeguard and said, "I've lost my dad!"

The lifeguard said, "What's he like?"

The little boy replied, "Beer, fast cars, and hot women!"

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« Reply #19835 on: August 17, 2020, 06:53:09 PM »
This Covid restriction is getting old, and quite frankly I’ve had enough.
I’ve discussed the matter over a cup of coffee with my kitchen sink, and we both agree that the experience is quite draining.
I didn’t mention anything to the washing machine as she puts the wrong spin on everything .
Same with the fridge. He only gives me the cold shoulder.
I asked my bedside lamp, but she couldn’t shed any new light on the situation.
The vacuum cleaner was rather rude and told me to suck it up Princess.
The carpet advised me to sweep my feelings under the rug, however the fan was more upbeat and thought that the crisis would soon blow over.
The toilet looked a bit flushed and didn’t offer an opinion apart from "sit down".
The wall didn’t say a word either, just gave me a blank stare.
The doorknob was more forthcoming - told me to get a firm grip on the situation and move on.
The front door declared I was unhinged and the curtains told me to.....you guessed it - pull myself together.
Then the chair told me to table it, and the table remarked I didn’t have a leg to stand on.
When I told the table to break a leg, the mirror said that my comments reflected poorly on my thinking .
Can't wait for a long holiday and a break from all this
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Re: Drugs, Sex, Rock and Roll, mark II. ( content may not suit everyone)
« Reply #19836 on: August 17, 2020, 08:52:58 PM »
I've been trying to think of an American sitcom, popular in the 80's, set in a bar in Boston.

Any help appreciated. Cheers.
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Re: Drugs, Sex, Rock and Roll, mark II. ( content may not suit everyone)
« Reply #19837 on: August 17, 2020, 09:31:59 PM »
Possibly Cheers? ... The place to go where everybody knows your name...  :grin

Theme song ... https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=h-mi0r0LpXo


... Straight over my head, lol!
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« Reply #19838 on: August 17, 2020, 09:44:44 PM »
The ex called ... she said "I want you back"

I replied "People in hell want ice water ... doesn't mean they're going to get it."
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« Reply #19840 on: August 18, 2020, 12:32:15 AM »
Looks like Tony Abbott syndrome....

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« Reply #19846 on: August 18, 2020, 10:37:28 AM »
Decisions, decisions.....

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« Reply #19849 on: August 18, 2020, 10:50:56 AM »
An honest 7-year-old calmly told her parents that Billy Brown had kissed her after class.
How did that happen?," gasped her horrified mother.
"It wasn't easy," grinned the young lady, "but three other girls held him down for me."

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