Brilliant account!! I nearly wet myself when I read:
"Karma should have been kind to me right?
Karma can go and f**k off! It shat all over me along the way!"
Brave words there! I'm sure Karma will remember that comment!
I already had a tear in my eye reading your generosity at giving away half your food.
You'll have to tell us what goes into a Magic Salad (apart from love).
Now you've done the SS2000 you know it isn't always that bad. But it sure helps to be resourceful and have some true grit.