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Offline Big Gaz

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Funny Joke
« on: July 04, 2018, 04:35:49 PM »
One of my workmates is a suppository for really funny stuff .
He trotted out this joke this morning and i couldn't believe how funny it was  . MY reputation for a place to go for jokes to die still makes me determined to prove the cynics wrong and post it on the forum :rockon .
i repeated the joke at every opportunity this morning in a vain attempt to post it .
the only thing i remember of the joke is that it was funny. :think1 :think1 and Debbies  my wife so im told .
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Re: Funny Joke
« Reply #1 on: July 04, 2018, 05:03:33 PM »
I give it three stars.  :grin
 

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Re: Funny Joke
« Reply #2 on: July 05, 2018, 09:53:48 AM »
Three friends married women from different parts of the world.....
The first man married a philipino. He told her that she was to do the dishes and house cleaning.
It took a couple of days, but on the third day, he came home to see a clean house and dishes washed and put away.
The second man married a Thai. He gave his wife orders that she was to do all the cleaning, dishes and the cooking. The first day he didn’t see any results, but the next day he saw it was better. By the third day, he saw his house was clean, the dishes were done, and there was a huge dinner on the table.
The third man married a girl from Glasgow. He ordered her to keep
the house clean, dishes washed, lawn mowed, laundry washed, and hot meals on the table for every meal. He said the first day he didn’t see anything, the second day he didn't see anything but by the third day, some of the swelling had gone down and he could see a little out of his left eye and his arm was healed enough that he could fix himself a sandwich and load the dishwasher.
He still has some difficulty when he pees.
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Re: Funny Joke
« Reply #3 on: July 05, 2018, 11:21:27 AM »
 :rofl
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Re: Funny Joke
« Reply #4 on: July 05, 2018, 11:26:26 AM »
As soon as you said Glasgow I knew what was coming.
 
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