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Offline WendyL

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Where do red headed babies come from?
« on: June 03, 2013, 01:17:18 PM »
WHERE DO RED-HEADED BABIES COME FROM?   

After their baby was born, the panicked father went to see the Obstetrician.

'Doctor,' the man said, 'I don't mind telling you, but I'm a little upset because

my daughter has red hair.  She can't possibly be mine!!'


'Nonsense,' the doctor said...'Even though you and your wife both have

black hair, one of your ancestors may have contributed red hair to the gene pool.'

'It isn't possible,' the man insisted.
'This can't be, our families on both sides
had jet-black hair  for generations.'

"Well, said the doctor, let me ask you this.

How  often do you have sex???"

   

The man seemed a bit ashamed..'I've been working very  hard for the past year.

We only made love once or twice every few months.'

'Well, there you have it!' The doctor said confidently....



 

 

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Re: Where do red headed babies come from?
« Reply #1 on: June 03, 2013, 01:48:47 PM »
That was excellent. :crackup :rofl
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Re: Where do red headed babies come from?
« Reply #2 on: June 03, 2013, 02:10:46 PM »
 :rofl  :-++
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Re: Where do red headed babies come from?
« Reply #3 on: June 03, 2013, 02:36:12 PM »
Hey that's sad :'( :-[ you gotta feel real sorry for the poor bastard -- he is only getting it every other month and now he has a red headed kid as well dam sad lol :grin
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Re: Where do red headed babies come from?
« Reply #4 on: June 03, 2013, 02:40:56 PM »
I had to send this one to my dad, considering he and mum not had dark hair (before it went white) and I somehow copped red hair...... :crackup :rofl
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Re: Where do red headed babies come from?
« Reply #5 on: June 03, 2013, 06:59:17 PM »
As Tony said, sad, but funny as hell :rofl :rofl :rofl :rofl
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Re: Where do red headed babies come from?
« Reply #6 on: June 03, 2013, 09:19:29 PM »
I've had two red head kids and one strawberry blonde kid, but then I'm a red head and so was their mother. Frequency didn't come into it at all! (no pun intended)
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Re: Where do red headed babies come from?
« Reply #7 on: June 04, 2013, 11:56:52 AM »
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