Author Topic: Drugs, Sex, Rock and Roll, mark II. ( content may not suit everyone) (Read 3060199 times)

Kev Murphy · « **Reply #24061 on:** December 11, 2020, 04:19:25 PM »

Would a sleepwalking nun be called a Roamin' Catholic?

Kev Murphy · « **Reply #24062 on:** December 11, 2020, 04:20:46 PM »

You haven't heard about all the drama down at the convent because it's nun of your business.

Kev Murphy · « **Reply #24063 on:** December 11, 2020, 04:22:01 PM »

Don't fart in church, because you have to sit in your pew.

Kev Murphy · « **Reply #24064 on:** December 11, 2020, 04:45:43 PM »

Kev Murphy · « **Reply #24065 on:** December 11, 2020, 04:53:25 PM »

It's pointless to attempt to write with a broken pencil.

Kev Murphy · « **Reply #24066 on:** December 11, 2020, 05:03:05 PM »

A taxi driver earns his living by driving his customers away .... ?

Kev Murphy · « **Reply #24067 on:** December 11, 2020, 05:15:15 PM »

Why did the traffic light turn red?

You would too if you had to change in the middle of the street!

Kev Murphy · « **Reply #24068 on:** December 11, 2020, 05:21:48 PM »

Are Samsung store security guards the Guardians of the Galaxy?

Kev Murphy · « **Reply #24069 on:** December 11, 2020, 05:24:53 PM »

Trump is STILL contesting the outcome of the election.

Just go, you lost!

Brock · « **Reply #24070 on:** December 11, 2020, 05:47:15 PM »

I took a group of Nuns from Thailand to visit Yanchep Park ( in West Oz) one day in a 22 seater bus. The girl at the ticket box asked me if it was a family group ( cheaper ticket). My answer was "I guess so, after all these Ladies are all my Sisters "
Girl at the gate looked, dropped her head and shook it slowly and then gave me the tickets..

Its all in the wording, and its a true story..

Kev Murphy · « **Reply #24071 on:** December 11, 2020, 05:51:54 PM »

Kev Murphy · « **Reply #24072 on:** December 11, 2020, 07:12:54 PM »

Still collecting free cash from online surveys, more than $50 in the past 12 days.

Kev Murphy · « **Reply #24073 on:** December 11, 2020, 07:16:10 PM »

There are two words that are always spelt wrong, and incorrectly, in the dictionary.

The words are 'wrong' and 'incorrectly'

Kev Murphy · « **Reply #24074 on:** December 11, 2020, 07:27:08 PM »

The triangle said to the square : "Ignore anything that circle says, it's pointless."

News:

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