Author Topic: Drugs, Sex, Rock and Roll, mark II. ( content may not suit everyone) (Read 3059855 times)

Kev Murphy · « **Reply #24075 on:** December 11, 2020, 07:29:20 PM »

There is one month of the year that all soldiers hate.

March.

Kev Murphy · « **Reply #24076 on:** December 11, 2020, 07:30:56 PM »

The difference between the bird flu and the swine flu?

One requires tweetment and the other an oinkment.

Kev Murphy · « **Reply #24077 on:** December 11, 2020, 10:04:19 PM »

Dracula's wife couldn't sleep because of his coffin....

Kev Murphy · « **Reply #24078 on:** December 11, 2020, 11:45:54 PM »

Smug lawyer named his daughter 'Sue.'

Kev Murphy · « **Reply #24079 on:** December 12, 2020, 12:16:13 AM »

Does the football stadium temperature increase after the fans leave?

Kev Murphy · « **Reply #24080 on:** December 12, 2020, 03:33:08 AM »

When beetles get old, they are moved into the Old Volks Home.

Wild Rose · « **Reply #24081 on:** December 12, 2020, 07:12:53 AM »

Quote from: Kev Murphy on December 11, 2020, 07:30:56 PM

The difference between the bird flu and the swine flu?

One requires tweetment and the other an oinkment.

Kev Murphy · « **Reply #24082 on:** December 12, 2020, 07:30:23 AM »

What do Alexander the Great, William the Conqueror, and Winnie the Pooh have in common?

Same middle name.

Kev Murphy · « **Reply #24083 on:** December 12, 2020, 07:44:12 AM »

Hey Paul? 25 degrees at 7 am there in The Alice, with a top of 35 expected for today.
... and maybe 1 to 5 mm of ~~steam~~ rain expected?

Currently 13 degrees here in Portland, (feels like 7), might get to 23 today.

- without rain.

NTRebel · « **Reply #24084 on:** December 12, 2020, 08:10:00 AM »

I'll send some down to you.

Kev Murphy · « **Reply #24085 on:** December 12, 2020, 08:17:20 AM »

Kev Murphy · « **Reply #24086 on:** December 12, 2020, 08:24:18 AM »

Online Survey payout of $70 into my bank a few minutes ago... didn't expect it until next week.

11 Dec 2020 DEPOSIT Pureprofile Aust $70.00

Kev Murphy · « **Reply #24087 on:** December 12, 2020, 11:09:29 AM »

Some singers down the street this morning, lauding the benefits of a 25 letter alphabet for the season.

(No 'L', no 'L')

Kev Murphy · « **Reply #24088 on:** December 12, 2020, 05:25:41 PM »

Kev Murphy · « **Reply #24089 on:** December 12, 2020, 05:26:18 PM »

Kev Murphy · « **Reply #24090 on:** December 12, 2020, 05:27:18 PM »

Kev Murphy · « **Reply #24091 on:** December 12, 2020, 05:27:47 PM »

Kev Murphy · « **Reply #24092 on:** December 12, 2020, 05:49:33 PM »

Kev Murphy · « **Reply #24093 on:** December 12, 2020, 05:50:30 PM »

Kev Murphy · « **Reply #24094 on:** December 12, 2020, 06:30:33 PM »

Kev Murphy · « **Reply #24095 on:** December 12, 2020, 06:37:52 PM »

Kev Murphy · « **Reply #24096 on:** December 12, 2020, 06:55:21 PM »

Kev Murphy · « **Reply #24097 on:** December 12, 2020, 07:00:45 PM »

Kev Murphy · « **Reply #24098 on:** December 12, 2020, 07:01:56 PM »

Kev Murphy · « **Reply #24099 on:** December 12, 2020, 07:07:22 PM »

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