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Lottery win
« on: December 04, 2021, 03:03:41 PM »
A blonde spends a dollar on a lottery ticket and wins!

She goes to town to claim this prize and her ticket number is verified. The blonde says, "I want my $20 million."

The clerk replies, "Well, we give you a million today and then you'll get the rest spread out for the next 19 years."

The blonde says, "Oh, no. I want all my money right now! I won it and I want it."

Again, the clerk explains that she would only get one million that day and the rest during the next 19 years.

The blonde, furious with the clerk, screams,

"Look, if you're not going to give me my $20 million right now, then I want my dollar back
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Re: Lottery win
« Reply #1 on: December 08, 2021, 10:18:16 AM »
 :rofl Wot thuh
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