Post by: Wild Rose on December 14, 2018, 12:55:05 PM
1. Go to a second-hand store and buy a pair of men's used size 14-16 work boots.
2. Place them on your front porch, along with a copy of 'Guns & Ammo' Magazine 3. Put a few giant dog dishes next to the boots and magazines.
4. Leave a note on door that reads:
Hey Blue,
We've gone for more ammo and beer.
Be back in an hour.
Don't mess with the pit bulls; they attacked the mailman this morning and messed him up real bad. I don't think Killer took part, but it was hard to tell from all the blood.
Anyway, I locked all four of 'em in the house.
Better wait outside. Be right back.
Cheers,
Wacka
Post by: Shiney on December 14, 2018, 01:17:25 PM
That should do the trick :thumb
Post by: Kev Murphy on December 14, 2018, 02:44:32 PM
Post by: STraya on December 29, 2018, 04:08:31 PM
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