I saw my mate Charlie this morning, he’s only got one arm bless him.
I shouted - “Where are you off to Charlie?”
He said, “I’m off to change a light bulb!”
Well I just cracked up …. couldn't stop laughing. then said “that’s gunna be a bit awkward, innit?”
“Not really,” he said….”I still have the receipt, you insensitive bastard!”
