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Home Security
« on: December 14, 2018, 12:55:05 PM »
HOW TO INSTALL A HOME SECURITY SYSTEM, (Aussie Style)

 

1. Go to a second-hand store and buy a pair of men's used size 14-16 work boots.

2. Place them on your front porch, along with a copy of 'Guns & Ammo' Magazine 3. Put a few giant dog dishes next to the boots and magazines.

4. Leave a note on door that reads:

 Hey Blue,

We've gone for more ammo and beer.

Be back in an hour.

Don't mess with the pit bulls; they attacked the mailman this morning and messed him up  real bad. I don't think Killer took part, but it was hard to tell from all the blood.

Anyway, I locked all four of 'em in the house.

Better wait outside. Be right back.

Cheers,

Wacka     

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Re: Home Security
« Reply #1 on: December 14, 2018, 01:17:25 PM »
 :crackup :rofl :crackup :rofl :crackup :rofl

That should do the trick :thumb
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Re: Home Security
« Reply #2 on: December 14, 2018, 02:44:32 PM »
 :rofl  Yep! ... that'd work!
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Re: Home Security
« Reply #3 on: December 29, 2018, 04:08:31 PM »



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