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« Reply #12775 on: July 04, 2019, 06:57:53 AM »
Screw that.
 
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« Reply #12778 on: July 05, 2019, 06:31:23 PM »
Whose Fu-Kung bright idea was this?

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« Reply #12779 on: July 05, 2019, 06:47:50 PM »
Roses are red.
Violets are red.
Tulips are red.
Hedge is red.

I set the garden on fire 15 minutes ago.
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« Reply #12781 on: July 05, 2019, 07:05:02 PM »
My dogs reckon give us coffee and no cat gets hurt
I'm not strange i'm just not normal {Salvador Dahli}
 
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« Reply #12782 on: July 05, 2019, 07:09:09 PM »
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« Reply #12783 on: July 05, 2019, 08:10:31 PM »
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« Reply #12785 on: July 05, 2019, 08:19:59 PM »
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« Reply #12787 on: July 05, 2019, 09:19:57 PM »
I think I misunderstood a half heard news brief about a 'hash party' tonight at Wimbledon?

Indian News Readers have a terrible accent.
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« Reply #12789 on: July 06, 2019, 03:56:44 AM »


Or come down on you like a tonne of bricks.
 
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« Reply #12792 on: July 06, 2019, 03:45:36 PM »
If Trump shut his mouth, he couldn't put his foot in it so often.
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« Reply #12794 on: July 06, 2019, 07:02:42 PM »
A friend of mine (who has chronic epilepsy) recently started a new job.

The manager of the Coctail Bar said that he is the best drink mixer ever!
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« Reply #12795 on: July 06, 2019, 10:20:53 PM »
World-Famous food from North Melbourne!

Lygon Street is now known for more than its Pizzas.
Zoopina Gupp, dinental flavour, from Lygon Street.

What??  What do you mean, you have never heard of it?

It's advertised everywhere !!!, radio, TV, posters, supermarkets ...

Maybe you remember hearing their jingle?

"Nobody makes, Zoopina Gupp ....
- Lygon Dinental, Guppa Zoop!"
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« Reply #12796 on: July 06, 2019, 10:31:51 PM »
Now I'm not saying that the woman across the road is oversized,
but yesterday I saw her applying lipstick with a paint roller.
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« Reply #12797 on: July 06, 2019, 10:32:26 PM »
Yes I know Lygon Street.  The hotel I stayed on my first trip to Melbourne was on that road.
 
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« Reply #12798 on: July 06, 2019, 10:38:18 PM »
There ya go... famous for pizzas, zoopina gupp, and Bodø once stayed there overnight.  :thumb :grin
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Re: Drugs, Sex, Rock and Roll, mark II. ( content may not suit everyone)
« Reply #12799 on: July 06, 2019, 11:14:09 PM »
Whats the difference between a 600 gram carton of cage eggs from ALDI, and a 600 gram carton of 'free range' eggs from Woolworths?

Each egg is similar, its really unimportant.. I mean , you have one egg, or two eggs with a meal, it matters little what colour carton the eggs come from, or what text is printed on the carton?

An egg is an egg is an egg. There is no difference in size, flavour or quality, irrespective of whether the chicken was kept in a cage, or had the run of a yard, so why do Woolworths charge $8.29 for free range, when Aldi sells cage eggs for $2.69.
I prefer my eggs at 22 cents each, as opposed to 70 cents each.

Thats like sitting down to your steak dinner and crying crocodile tears because the cow was raised in a barn. Does it make the steak taste better if the cow roamed in a paddock? I just cannot see the point of the controversy.

By the way, don't forget to take your tissues with you next time you go to KFC. There are worse things in life than sitting in a cage and laying eggs.
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