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Re: Drugs, Sex, Rock and Roll, mark II. ( content may not suit everyone)
« Reply #19950 on: August 22, 2020, 10:09:51 AM »
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« Reply #19951 on: August 22, 2020, 10:12:26 AM »
Trump took an IQ test, but the results were negative.

Probably due to the anti Covid bleach he ingested.

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« Reply #19952 on: August 22, 2020, 10:15:26 AM »
Your baby might be adorable. but so is my cat, and she cleans her OWN butt.
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« Reply #19953 on: August 22, 2020, 10:17:47 AM »
Two bus seats.

One said to the other "Uh oh! ... Here comes another asshole!"
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« Reply #19954 on: August 22, 2020, 10:19:48 AM »
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« Reply #19955 on: August 22, 2020, 10:26:11 AM »
I was flying a kite at the beach today, when some guy came up to me and said "So, ya flying a kite?"

I replied "Nah! ... I'm fishing for seagulls!"
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« Reply #19956 on: August 22, 2020, 10:31:46 AM »
She asked "How they get such a large piece of ice through such a small bottle neck?"


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« Reply #19957 on: August 22, 2020, 10:39:59 AM »
President Bush was convinced there were weapons of mass destruction in Iraq because he still has the receipts.

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« Reply #19958 on: August 22, 2020, 12:06:58 PM »
Food for thought.
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In 1960, I used to buy my father a pack of 20 ciggys for two shillings. (20 cents) This increased by less than $2 over the next 30 years

In 1989, a pack of 30 Peter Jackson cost $2.32. Last year that price was $41.75, an increase of $39.43 cents per pack in 30 years.
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« Reply #19959 on: August 22, 2020, 12:11:13 PM »
Blonde: "I was born in South Australia."

"What part?" I asked.

She replied "Right near the beach!"
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« Reply #19960 on: August 22, 2020, 12:28:19 PM »
Good thing they didn't try to force this crap on us, when I was in the Army!

Bloody ridiculous!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QbC6dLG_dQY
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Re: Drugs, Sex, Rock and Roll, mark II. ( content may not suit everyone)
« Reply #19961 on: August 22, 2020, 12:45:15 PM »
It looks good, but...  :thumbs


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« Reply #19962 on: August 22, 2020, 01:04:42 PM »
A new dentist set up in a small town and quickly acquired a reputation of being the latest kind of "Painless" dentist.
But a local chap quickly disputed this. "He's a fake ! " he told his mates.
"He's not painless at all. When he stuck his finger in my mouth I bit him - and he yelled just like anyone else."

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« Reply #19963 on: August 22, 2020, 02:52:25 PM »
It looks good, but...  :thumbs

 But to what purpose?   I bet every time you hear that song now, you will picture these clowns goose-stepping.
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« Reply #19964 on: August 22, 2020, 03:39:03 PM »
What's the purpose of any kind of marching?
I guess, at the end of the day it's all about discipline... :popcorn


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« Reply #19965 on: August 22, 2020, 04:13:22 PM »
When Vin Diesel goes to donate blood, he declines the syringe.

He instead requests a hand gun and a bucket.

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« Reply #19966 on: August 22, 2020, 05:47:21 PM »
Yeah yeah. I'm wearing a safety harness.


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« Reply #19971 on: August 22, 2020, 06:52:58 PM »
There was this little guy sitting in a bar, drinking, minding his own business when all of a sudden this great big dude comes in and --WHACK!!-- knocks him clean off the bar stool and onto the floor.
The idiot says, "That was a karate chop from Korea."
The little guy thinks "JEEZ," but he gets back up on the stool and starts drinking again when all of a sudden --WHACK-- the big dude knocks him down AGAIN and says, "That was a judo chop from Japan."
So the little guy has had enough of this... He gets up, brushes himself off and quietly leaves. He is gone for 15 minutes or so.
He comes back into the bar and without saying a word, he walks up behind the big idiot with a lump of wood and --Bong!!!-- bangs the big dude off his stool, knocking him out cold!!!
The little guy looks at the bartender and says, "When he comes to, tell him that was a fence post from Bunnings."
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