Author Topic: Drugs, Sex, Rock and Roll, mark II. ( content may not suit everyone) (Read 3071478 times)

Kev Murphy · « **Reply #12725 on:** June 27, 2019, 03:52:29 PM »

(Breaks into song)... 'How Dutch is that Moggy in the window...'

Kev Murphy · « **Reply #12726 on:** June 28, 2019, 07:03:18 AM »

Seems that my Dads older brother just died, and has left me a sum of money...?

Lets see now, if my dad was still alive, he would be 107 years old. Unfortunately, he only made it to just half that age.
... and he was the first-born in his family, - so, where did the 'older' brother come from?

Bloody scammers!

Kev Murphy · « **Reply #12727 on:** June 28, 2019, 07:25:56 AM »

Donald Trump is living proof that great minds think alike, but idiots do not.

Kev Murphy · « **Reply #12728 on:** June 28, 2019, 11:29:45 AM »

Interesting fact. (click to enlarge text and image)

Kev Murphy · « **Reply #12729 on:** June 28, 2019, 05:14:05 PM »

Whales again...

Date & Time 2019-06-28 04:30:00
Location Lee Breakwater, PORTLAND
Type of Whale Southern Right Whale
Comments 2 Southern Right whales approx. 100 metres along the Lee Breakwater, PORTLAND

Shillas · « **Reply #12730 on:** June 28, 2019, 11:22:52 PM »

Quote from: Kev Murphy on June 28, 2019, 05:14:05 PM

Whales again...

Date & Time 2019-06-28 04:30:00
Location Lee Breakwater, PORTLAND
Type of Whale Southern Right Whale
Comments 2 Southern Right whales approx. 100 metres along the Lee Breakwater, PORTLAND

Did you manage to land it?

Shillas · « **Reply #12731 on:** June 28, 2019, 11:26:20 PM »

Looks like you're physic Kev, answering my question before it appeared. But then you knew that. Not that I mucked up the post & was trying to correct it

Kev Murphy · « **Reply #12732 on:** June 28, 2019, 11:27:06 PM »

Its hard to land a whale with only a camera. all fixed.

Shillas · « **Reply #12733 on:** June 28, 2019, 11:35:03 PM »

You'd need a big net too.

Kev Murphy · « **Reply #12734 on:** June 28, 2019, 11:36:47 PM »

.. and a helluva trailer!

Kev Murphy · « **Reply #12735 on:** June 29, 2019, 05:17:34 AM »

Passing clouds in their thunderwear again, started raining about a half hour ago

Kev Murphy · « **Reply #12736 on:** June 29, 2019, 05:30:33 AM »

NBC weather report this morning, whingeing about 'record high temperatures' in Miami.
90 degrees fah (32.2c) ... Poor diddums!

Kev Murphy · « **Reply #12737 on:** June 29, 2019, 04:04:50 PM »

Bodø · « **Reply #12738 on:** June 29, 2019, 04:51:08 PM »

Kev Murphy · « **Reply #12739 on:** June 29, 2019, 08:24:14 PM »

A truck loaded with Nissan gearbox parts was crossing an overpass when it hit the side rail, ripped apart of the side of the truck, and spewed some of its cargo onto the highway below.

Driver below saw it happen, and said to his passenger:-
"I have heard the saying before, but this is the first time I have actually seen it raining Datsun cogs!"

Kev Murphy · « **Reply #12740 on:** June 29, 2019, 08:33:42 PM »

STILL raining here, 16 mm since 9am today.

Cats haven't even bothered to ask to go outside today.
One just sat in the window and said "Meow!"
(Translation- 'Varque that!!')

Kev Murphy · « **Reply #12741 on:** June 29, 2019, 08:37:50 PM »

Whats the difference between a chainsaw and a Harley?

You can tune a chainsaw for optimum performance, efficiency and productivity.

Kev Murphy · « **Reply #12742 on:** June 29, 2019, 08:59:00 PM »

Doctor to Trump after an examination:
"What makes you think you are constipated?"

Trump: "Everybody says I am fulla shit!"

Shillas · « **Reply #12743 on:** June 29, 2019, 09:13:23 PM »

Quote from: Kev Murphy on June 29, 2019, 08:37:50 PM

Whats the difference between a chainsaw and a Harley?

You can tune a chainsaw for optimum performance, efficiency and productivity.

And a chainsaw is easier to start.

Kev Murphy · « **Reply #12744 on:** June 30, 2019, 02:35:25 AM »

A ghost entered a pub.

Barman looked up and said "What?.. you back for more boos?"

Kev Murphy · « **Reply #12745 on:** June 30, 2019, 10:28:36 AM »

There are two kinds of people in the world.

Those who wake up in the morning and say, "Good morning, Lord"

and those who wake up in the morning and say, "Good Lord, it's morning."

Kev Murphy · « **Reply #12746 on:** June 30, 2019, 12:48:54 PM »

I rang a friend at 7.30pm. No answer.

He rang me at 1.15 am. "Missed your call, phone was on silent ... what's up?"

I replied "Me, - now!"

Kev Murphy · « **Reply #12747 on:** June 30, 2019, 04:51:18 PM »

"OLaf! Today your teacher is ring to me and say you must learn more to be Australian!"

"Um... what exactly did he say?"

"He say you always Viking around in klass, and he ist Viking sick of it!"

Bodø · « **Reply #12748 on:** June 30, 2019, 04:54:39 PM »

Ja, vi elsker dette landet.

Kev Murphy · « **Reply #12749 on:** June 30, 2019, 05:23:43 PM »

Pretty keen on it myself, Bodø.

Hur länge har du varit här, kompis?

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