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Re: Drugs, Sex, Rock and Roll, mark II. ( content may not suit everyone)
« Reply #11275 on: February 27, 2019, 04:05:07 AM »
A friend of mine confided in me that he always cries during sex.
Mace will do that to anybody.

Are you going to the Lorne RTE next month?  If you do be sure to ask StinkyPete how snakes react to mace.  I still giggle at that story.
 
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« Reply #11276 on: February 27, 2019, 04:09:13 AM »
Unsure if I can make it to Lorne, but will try and fit it in.
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« Reply #11277 on: February 27, 2019, 04:18:26 AM »
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« Reply #11278 on: February 27, 2019, 07:29:16 AM »
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« Reply #11279 on: February 27, 2019, 07:36:07 AM »
This Restaurant understands ...

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« Reply #11280 on: February 27, 2019, 07:39:05 AM »
A bird must have crapped on the back window...

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« Reply #11282 on: February 27, 2019, 02:01:33 PM »
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« Reply #11283 on: February 27, 2019, 05:21:19 PM »
Whale viewing season kicks in again.

Date & Time 2019-02-27 16:00:00
Location Cape Bridgewater
Type of Whale Humpback Whale
Comments 2 Humpback Whales 500 metres off shore from the Blow holes at Cape bridgewater
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« Reply #11284 on: February 27, 2019, 08:57:06 PM »
If your wife says to you, "We need to talk," horse sh!t. Start a fire in your house, it's easier to deal with.
'Cause when your wife says to you, "We need to talk" it does not mean we need to talk, it means you need to sit there and listen
while she tells you all the ways you've been stuffin up! ... That's what that means.
You ain't never gonna hear a man say, "We need to talk,"...Unless he caught some nasty disease while he was out fishing...

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« Reply #11285 on: February 27, 2019, 10:28:12 PM »
The only difference between the Govt and a battery, is that the battery has a positive side.
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« Reply #11287 on: February 28, 2019, 03:09:55 AM »
My wife says that about me and her.
 
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« Reply #11288 on: February 28, 2019, 03:10:23 AM »
The only difference between the Govt and a battery, is that the battery has a positive side.

And a bit of spark.
 
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« Reply #11289 on: February 28, 2019, 03:13:56 AM »
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« Reply #11290 on: February 28, 2019, 06:02:15 AM »
The Westgate Bridge was gridlocked with peak hour traffic with police in attendance.
Police were moving from car to car explaining the holdup to drivers. As an officer approached, I called out the window "What's the problem?"
"Bill Shorten has blocked the road, and has stated that unless he gets more support from the people, he will douse himself with petrol and set himself alight.
In an effort to get this crisis over in the shortest possible time and clear the traffic, we are asking all motorists involved if they would like to give a donation."
"How much have you raised so far?" I enquired.
He replied "Around 75 litres, but people are still syphoning their tanks!"
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« Reply #11291 on: February 28, 2019, 06:20:52 AM »
Hillary Clinton plans to reduce teen pregnancies and prevent STDs by getting Bill to wear condoms.

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« Reply #11292 on: February 28, 2019, 02:51:42 PM »
A cop confronted a suspect, and called "Get down on the ground, or I will shoot!"

The guy replied "You wont shoot!"

"Oh? ... and why not?"

"My name is Grzegorz Wrscznski, and you dont want to have to spend hours trying to spell my name on paperwork!"
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« Reply #11293 on: February 28, 2019, 03:10:51 PM »
My cat thinks she is an artist.

She stepped into her milk today, and left paw-traits of herself all over the kitchen benches and floor.
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« Reply #11294 on: February 28, 2019, 07:46:37 PM »
Clinton will always be remembered as 'the President after Bush.'
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« Reply #11295 on: February 28, 2019, 10:45:25 PM »
The firefighter climbs the ladder to the bedroom of a burning house, and there he finds a curvaceous brunette,
"Ah", he says, "you are the third pregnant girl I've rescued this month".
"But, I'm not pregnant?"
"You're not rescued yet!"

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« Reply #11296 on: February 28, 2019, 11:06:46 PM »
According to Bill Short'un, we do not have any retrenched or unemployed people.

They are simply 'enjoying their week-day freedom'
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