"So, how was your holiday in Africa?"
"Don't remind me," says the other, "I very nearly got myself killed!"
"Go on, what happened?" he asks.
"Well, I was hiking in the park when a lion appeared out of the blue and started chasing me. I ran for my life, but the lion kept getting closer and then just as it was about to pounce for the kill, it suddenly slipped and broke its leg."
"You are really a brave guy... I would have shit myself!"
he replied. ...
"What do you think the lion slipped on?"