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Offline JuST Peter

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Quasimodo
« on: November 14, 2016, 06:23:13 PM »
      After Quasimodo's death, the bishop of the Cathedral of Notre Dame sent
      word through the streets of Paris that a new bell ringer was needed.

      The bishop decided that he would conduct the interviews personally and
      went up into the belfry to begin the screening process.

      After observing several applicants demonstrate their skills, he had
      decided to call it a day.

      Just then, an armless man approached him and announced that he was
      there to apply for the bell ringer's job. The bishop was incredulous.

      'You have no arms!'

      'No matter,' said the man. 'Observe!'

      And he began striking the bells with his face, producing a beautiful
      melody on the carillon.

      The bishop listened in astonishment; convinced he had finally found a
      replacement for Quasimodo.

      But suddenly, as he rushed forward to strike the bell, the armless man
      tripped and plunged headlong out of the belfry window to his death in
      the street below.

      The stunned bishop rushed down two hundred and ninety five church
      steps, when he reached the street, a crowd had gathered around the
      fallen figure; drawn by the beautiful music they had heard only moment
      before.
      As they silently parted, to let the bishop through, one of them asked,
      'Bishop, who was this man?

      'I don't know his name,' the bishop sadly replied,

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      ' ................. BUT HIS FACE RINGS A BELL'

      WAIT !!  WAIT !!      THERE IS MORE.........................

      The following day, despite the sadness that weighed heavily on his
      heart due to the unfortunate death of the armless campanologist, the
      bishop continued his interviews for the bell ringer of Notre Dame.

      The first man to approach him said, 'Your Excellency, I am the
      brother of the poor armless wretch that fell to his death from this
      very belfry yesterday.

      I pray that you honour his life by allowing me to replace him in this
      duty.'
       
      The bishop agreed to give the man an audition, and, as the armless
      man's brother stooped to pick up a mallet to strike the first bell, he
      groaned, clutched at his chest, twirled around, and died on the spot.

      Two monks, hearing the bishop's cries of grief at this second
      tragedy, rushed up the stairs to his side.

      'What has happened? Who is this man?' the first monk asked       
      breathlessly.

      'I don't know his name,' sighed the distraught bishop, 'but..'

      (. . .. Wait for it ...)

      (.. . . It's worth it.. ..)



      'HE'S A DEAD RINGER FOR HIS BROTHER.'
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Re: Quasimodo
« Reply #1 on: November 14, 2016, 06:31:53 PM »
 :crazy.  😁
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Re: Quasimodo
« Reply #2 on: November 15, 2016, 07:16:39 PM »
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