Introducing FeMail!
This new product will reduce your communications needs considerably.
Its intuitive interactions will often leave you scratching your head in wonder.
From your minimal communications with this package, it will quickly presume
who your friends are (and even what their habits are), who you should be
communicating with in order to advance your career, and let you know
continually whether you are communicating effectively with the FeMail itself.
You may find that FeMail reduces your unecessary communications with
friends and associates. Your FeMail will intercept incoming communications
from all sources and make a determination as to whether or not they
should be relayed to you.
The FeMail is especially thorough when examining messages from other FeMail systems.
These messages will be examined for intent, as well as content.
Messages that are received from other Mails will be scanned for intention by your FeMail.
Any messages that will reduce your productivity at home or at the office (invitations to
bars or parties, where the FeMail may lose contact with you (for more than two hours
for example) will be delivered to you only after they can no longer be acted upon.
A true productivity increase is then possible, and your FeMail will even help your decide
how to use this spare time to attend to home maintenance issues.
In fact, you may find that the FeMail methods are far beyond your comprehension.
Often times the FeMail responses you receive will be 180 degrees different than the
direction you thought you were heading.
In every case though, you will be compelled to agree with the decisions that your FeMail makes.
Most areas where FeMail is installed find that agreeing with the FeMail is easier than
attempting to justify opposing logic.
The FeMail package includes modules for Cognitive Interpretation, Intuition, Presumptions,
Innuendos (even some you may not realize), Inflection, and Encryption.
(The encryption package is particularly effective, allowing other mails absolutely no chance
of interpreting interchanges between two FeMails).
You will find yourself becoming dependent on the interactions that a FeMail makes possible.
Once the FeMail begins working in your daily activities, you may find yourself changing
certain actions to avoid conflicting with the FeMail suggestions.
The FeMail is extremely comprehensive, and provides only for a single user interface in most cases.
The instructions included with your FeMail indicates that it may interact openly with other Mails in
a conversational mode, but that you should never interact with someone elses FeMail, even in
a conversational mode, and most certainly not in an interactive mode.
The FeMail communications links have demonstrated an ability to intuit these actions even if
you believe your FeMail would be unaware of the interaction.
Continued interaction with FeMails that are not your own will be considered a security violation,
and you may find yourself cutoff from interaction with your own FeMail.
Because of the complexity and high-level of interface required, there are certain times
(based roughly on a lunar month) when your FeMail system may behave erratically.
During this particular cycle, your interactions with the FeMail should be monitored closely,
and offensive or interpretive language removed.
The FeMail may misinterpret even simple communications efforts during this short time.
This is an unavoidable problem that the FeMail has endured since its inception, and we are still
attempting to overcome this minor glitch.
Should a misinterpretation occur, your FeMail will store the data indefinitely, and only recall
the misinterpretation when it can loosely associate it with other facts not necessarily related
to the communications process.
You will find these recollections and associations puzzling, but they all contribute to the
operation of the FeMail system.
Obtain Femail today, and you will be surprised at the permanent changes it will make to your life!!!!