Author Topic: Drugs, Sex, Rock and Roll, mark II. ( content may not suit everyone) (Read 3050936 times)

Kev Murphy · « **Reply #40175 on:** November 30, 2021, 08:04:12 PM »

A married couple walks into a bar and the husband asks for whatever is on tap and cheap...
...the bartender reaches for the cheap stuff and pours them Busch. They drink a little bit and seem satisfied as the wife asks her husband,

"What beer is this? Who makes it?"

The husband, unsure due to his vague order asks the bartender "Hey, who makes this beer? My wife is curious."

The bartender replies, "Anheuser-Busch."

The husband looks at the bartender with stern confusion and shouts,

"She waxes, but that's not any of your business! But seriously, who makes this beer?"

Kev Murphy · « **Reply #40176 on:** November 30, 2021, 08:06:39 PM »

I told my gf that I had a crush on Beyoncé

And she said to me "Whatever floats your boat"

And I said "No, that's **Buoyancy**"

Kev Murphy · « **Reply #40177 on:** November 30, 2021, 10:33:17 PM »

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Kev Murphy · « **Reply #40179 on:** November 30, 2021, 10:48:44 PM »

Kev Murphy · « **Reply #40180 on:** November 30, 2021, 10:49:48 PM »

Kev Murphy · « **Reply #40181 on:** December 01, 2021, 12:10:39 AM »

"Where there's a will,- there's a relative!"

Kev Murphy · « **Reply #40182 on:** December 01, 2021, 12:20:48 AM »

I entered a competition, and I won a years supply of Marmite.

......... one small jar.

Kev Murphy · « **Reply #40183 on:** December 01, 2021, 12:23:10 AM »

Why can't women put on mascara with their mouth closed?

Kev Murphy · « **Reply #40184 on:** December 01, 2021, 02:10:27 AM »

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Kev Murphy · « **Reply #40188 on:** December 01, 2021, 02:18:16 AM »

Well, according to the calendar, it's now summer.
Great weather here yesterday, and I have turned off the electric blanket at last.

Kev Murphy · « **Reply #40189 on:** December 01, 2021, 02:21:00 AM »

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