I went to the paper shop today - but it had blown away.
I wanted to buy a camouflage shirt, but couldn't find one.
Last time I saw the doctor he said "Go to Melbourne, it's great for the flu."
So I went. And I got it.
I cleaned the attic with the missus the other day.
Now I can’t get the cobwebs out of her hair.
When I walked into the doctor's, he said 'I haven't seen you in a long time?'
I replied, 'I know, I've been ill'.
A one-armed man went into a bar.
Guy sitting next to him said 'Hey, you've got your sleeve in my drink'
Man replied, 'There's no 'arm in it'
Apparently, 1 in 5 people in the world are Chinese.
And there are 5 people in my family, so it must be one of them.
It's either my mum or my dad. Or my older brother Colin.
Or my younger brother Ho-Chau-Chou.
But I think it's Colin.