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I always wondered how camels evolved?
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Hitting the Gym to relieve stress, is not nearly as satisfying as thumping the person who caused the stress.
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The cops knocked on my door, and asked me where I was between 5 and 6 ?
I replied "Kindergarten"
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You need a better alibi. Kindergarten is closed between those hours.
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I woke up hungover to the sound of my neighbour mowing his lawn.
It's too early to get up yet, I'm not moving, so I guess he can just mow around me.
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Quote from: Bodø on January 31, 2019, 09:24:37 PM
You need a better alibi. Kindergarten is closed between those hours.
Not between those years, tho.
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Kids toys should have better warning labels on them, like, "Loud as Hell" or "No off switch" or "Requires 75 batteries per month"
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Those who stir shit should be forced to lick the spoon.
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... and, your point being ?? ...
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I was called into the office today.
The Boss said "You can't wear pyjamas at work!"
I asked "Why not? ... Everyone else is in pyjamas?"
He replied "Well, yeah ... but that's because they're Patients!"
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This new weekend Vodka diet is great.
Guaranteed to lose two, maybe three days a week!
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Many thanks to the guy who stole my Identity, he is the one in the lockup for my outstanding warrants.
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