Author Topic: Drugs, Sex, Rock and Roll, mark II. ( content may not suit everyone) (Read 3064827 times)

Kev Murphy · « **Reply #11678 on:** April 04, 2019, 04:07:50 PM »

If a ghost got lost in a fog, would he be mist?

Kev Murphy · « **Reply #11679 on:** April 04, 2019, 05:11:31 PM »

Billy Connolly ... "If Jesus was a Jew, how come he has a Mexican first name?"

Kev Murphy · « **Reply #11680 on:** April 04, 2019, 05:20:15 PM »

Kev Murphy · « **Reply #11681 on:** April 04, 2019, 05:21:03 PM »

Bodø · « **Reply #11682 on:** April 04, 2019, 05:44:27 PM »

Quote from: Kev Murphy on April 04, 2019, 05:11:31 PM

Billy Connolly ... "If Jesus was a Jew, how come he has a Mexican first name?"

My son's middle name is Hungarian, my daughter's in Portugese. Her first name is French and my son's first name is English. We have none of any of those bloods in our family. #thinkousidethebox

Kev Murphy · « **Reply #11683 on:** April 04, 2019, 08:14:44 PM »

Kev Murphy · « **Reply #11684 on:** April 04, 2019, 09:52:22 PM »

Contrary to popular belief, crime does pay!

... but only if you are a lawyer.

Kev Murphy · « **Reply #11685 on:** April 04, 2019, 09:56:39 PM »

Kev Murphy · « **Reply #11686 on:** April 04, 2019, 09:58:14 PM »

Kev Murphy · « **Reply #11687 on:** April 05, 2019, 04:29:18 AM »

To all those vegans who tell me "Don't eat red meat, it will kill you!"

HOGWASH!

Get it right... dont eat GREEN meat, it will DEFINITELY kill you!

Kev Murphy · « **Reply #11688 on:** April 05, 2019, 04:32:33 AM »

Kev Murphy · « **Reply #11689 on:** April 05, 2019, 05:05:23 AM »

Kev Murphy · « **Reply #11690 on:** April 05, 2019, 05:21:15 AM »

Kev Murphy · « **Reply #11691 on:** April 05, 2019, 06:37:45 AM »

Kev Murphy · « **Reply #11692 on:** April 05, 2019, 06:59:31 AM »

Kev Murphy · « **Reply #11693 on:** April 05, 2019, 01:31:59 PM »

You know the world is crazy when the best rapper is a white guy, the best golfer is a black guy, the tallest guy in the NBA is Chinese, the Swiss hold the America's Cup, Britain wants to exit/doesn't want to exit the EU, France is accusing the U.S. of arrogance, Germany doesn't want to go to war, North Korea wants to build nukes when they can't even afford to feed their own people, and Trump wants his freaking Wall!

Kev Murphy · « **Reply #11694 on:** April 05, 2019, 01:36:28 PM »

We don't pay taxes.

They TAKE taxes.

Kev Murphy · « **Reply #11695 on:** April 05, 2019, 01:41:34 PM »

Kev Murphy · « **Reply #11696 on:** April 05, 2019, 01:42:43 PM »

Kev Murphy · « **Reply #11697 on:** April 05, 2019, 01:44:37 PM »

Kev Murphy · « **Reply #11698 on:** April 05, 2019, 01:54:04 PM »

Kev Murphy · « **Reply #11699 on:** April 05, 2019, 02:54:54 PM »

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