Author Topic: Drugs, Sex, Rock and Roll, mark II. ( content may not suit everyone) (Read 3059775 times)

ruSTynutz · « **Reply #19176 on:** July 11, 2020, 07:50:40 PM »

Hey Kev, are you in voluntary lockdown???

Kev Murphy · « **Reply #19177 on:** July 11, 2020, 07:51:56 PM »

Hell yeah Russ, but the cops here think its otherwise.

Shillas · « **Reply #19178 on:** July 11, 2020, 08:48:30 PM »

If Catwoman decided to go to Nepal, what would Catman do?

Kev Murphy · « **Reply #19179 on:** July 11, 2020, 08:50:16 PM »

... with a 'K'

Shillas · « **Reply #19180 on:** July 11, 2020, 09:00:15 PM »

Harley riders are strange.

On the way back from the Mallala RTE I saw my Harley riding mate on the side of the road looking at his engine and not getting it to start.

I stopped and asked "Broken down again? John, get a reliable bike like mine, 186000 k's, still going strong, never a problem".

He then advised me that he thought my parents were not married when I was born.

The really strange bit was he asked me to leave, but wished me (in similar terms) to have a successful time sexually tonight.

Harley riders are strange.

ruSTynutz · « **Reply #19181 on:** July 11, 2020, 09:11:39 PM »

Quote from: Kev Murphy on July 11, 2020, 07:51:56 PM

Hell yeah Russ, but the cops here think its otherwise.

Maybe you had better send them this: https://www.theage.com.au/national/victoria/where-is-melbourne-s-lockdown-boundary-line-20200708-p55a6y.html

Kev Murphy · « **Reply #19182 on:** July 11, 2020, 09:17:06 PM »

Kev Murphy · « **Reply #19183 on:** July 11, 2020, 09:24:14 PM »

NTRebel · « **Reply #19184 on:** July 11, 2020, 10:38:01 PM »

That wouldn't be any good Rusty 90% of cops can't read.

Quote from: ruSTynutz on July 11, 2020, 09:11:39 PM

Quote from: Kev Murphy on July 11, 2020, 07:51:56 PM
Hell yeah Russ, but the cops here think its otherwise.

Maybe you had better send them this: https://www.theage.com.au/national/victoria/where-is-melbourne-s-lockdown-boundary-line-20200708-p55a6y.html

Kev Murphy · « **Reply #19185 on:** July 12, 2020, 12:56:22 AM »

That's the reason they travel as pairs in patrol cars.

One can read a little, and the other can use some numbers.

Between them, they can sort of identify a rego plate....

Kev Murphy · « **Reply #19186 on:** July 12, 2020, 01:02:12 AM »

A bloke said to his doctor "Every time I have sex, I break into tears"

The Doc replied "Yeah, Pepper spray will do that to you."

Kev Murphy · « **Reply #19187 on:** July 12, 2020, 03:18:09 AM »

Kev Murphy · « **Reply #19188 on:** July 12, 2020, 06:03:44 AM »

That passing storm left us with 9mm of rain overnight.

Kev Murphy · « **Reply #19189 on:** July 12, 2020, 09:33:13 AM »

What is Donald Trumps favourite TV game show?

" 'The Price is Right', but only if he says it's right!' "

Kev Murphy · « **Reply #19190 on:** July 12, 2020, 02:23:45 PM »

Kev Murphy · « **Reply #19191 on:** July 12, 2020, 02:24:19 PM »

Kev Murphy · « **Reply #19192 on:** July 12, 2020, 02:57:12 PM »

Another whale sighting here this afternoon, a half hour ago at Blacknose Beach, 400 metres north of the Aluminium Smelter.

Kev Murphy · « **Reply #19193 on:** July 12, 2020, 05:05:37 PM »

Kev Murphy · « **Reply #19194 on:** July 12, 2020, 09:18:38 PM »

Kev Murphy · « **Reply #19195 on:** July 13, 2020, 12:26:48 AM »

Kev Murphy · « **Reply #19196 on:** July 13, 2020, 12:49:24 AM »

In between the Alaskan and Russian mainlands are the Diomede Islands, one owned by each country, and separated by the International Date Line.
This is the International border between Russia and the USA.

The two Islands are only 3.8Km apart.

Almost close enough to throw stones at each other.

Kev Murphy · « **Reply #19197 on:** July 13, 2020, 08:11:19 AM »

If I bought a home security system, it would probably be the only thing in my home worth stealing?

West Aussie Glen · « **Reply #19198 on:** July 13, 2020, 08:19:43 AM »

Quote from: Kev Murphy on July 12, 2020, 02:57:12 PM

Another whale sighting here this afternoon, a half hour ago at Blacknose Beach, 400 metres north of the Aluminium Smelter.

I can't find Blacknose Beach in Google Maps. Is that just a local name?

Kev Murphy · « **Reply #19199 on:** July 13, 2020, 09:34:23 AM »

News:

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