To cap off todays entertainment, Telstra (Overseas) just called to inform me in a heavily accented voice, that I have an outstanding excess data fee of 81 U.S. dollars for my mobile phone, (which is not internet connected) and unless I pay it immediately via iTunes cards, the Australian Federal Police will be knocking on my door to arrest me.
I told the guy I will leave the door open and unlocked, for them to enter.
He got shitty at me, and started abusing me for wasting his time?