Author Topic: Drugs, Sex, Rock and Roll, mark II. ( content may not suit everyone) (Read 3065958 times)

STeveo · « **Reply #19276 on:** July 18, 2020, 04:58:50 PM »

Quote from: Kev Murphy on July 18, 2020, 08:49:40 AM

I'll be outside watching for any 'satellites".

Kev Murphy · « **Reply #19277 on:** July 18, 2020, 05:01:44 PM »

STevo, wave your Passport, .. not your piss pot!

Kev Murphy · « **Reply #19278 on:** July 18, 2020, 08:29:54 PM »

Kev Murphy · « **Reply #19279 on:** July 18, 2020, 10:47:16 PM »

'The grass is always greener on the other side of the fence'

... But by the time you find greener pastures, you can't climb the bloody fence!

Kev Murphy · « **Reply #19280 on:** July 19, 2020, 03:05:37 AM »

Official AFL rule books are not printed in Braille.

No wonder umpires make mistakes!

Kev Murphy · « **Reply #19281 on:** July 19, 2020, 03:29:46 AM »

Kev Murphy · « **Reply #19282 on:** July 19, 2020, 10:16:13 AM »

Kev Murphy · « **Reply #19283 on:** July 19, 2020, 10:31:48 AM »

I hate TV advertising, where the product being pushed is on special "Just for today, call now and we will double the offer, but only for the first 50 callers" .... Repeated, every day, 7 days per week.....

What is so 'special' about the deal, apart from being way overpriced?

Kev Murphy · « **Reply #19284 on:** July 19, 2020, 10:35:21 AM »

Kev Murphy · « **Reply #19285 on:** July 19, 2020, 11:16:34 AM »

Pouring rain here, and across the road there's two teams of retards kicking a football around under the strict eye of umpires.

Even my cats know better than to stay outdoors in the rain?

ruSTynutz · « **Reply #19286 on:** July 19, 2020, 11:56:03 AM »

Not a big fan of footy, hey Kev?

Kev Murphy · « **Reply #19287 on:** July 19, 2020, 11:59:56 AM »

Not at all Russ ... fence bangers, horn and whistle blowers and siren blasters interfere with my personal peace within my home.

Kev Murphy · « **Reply #19288 on:** July 19, 2020, 12:00:29 PM »

Kev Murphy · « **Reply #19289 on:** July 19, 2020, 03:09:29 PM »

Peace reigns again... the foolball game over the road has either finished, or been washed out.

Kev Murphy · « **Reply #19290 on:** July 19, 2020, 03:37:53 PM »

13mm of rain here since 9am, and the foolball ground was already soaked from rain overnight.

Kev Murphy · « **Reply #19291 on:** July 19, 2020, 04:09:31 PM »

Kev Murphy · « **Reply #19292 on:** July 19, 2020, 08:12:31 PM »

Kev Murphy · « **Reply #19293 on:** July 19, 2020, 09:53:26 PM »

Kev Murphy · « **Reply #19294 on:** July 19, 2020, 10:51:04 PM »

Kev Murphy · « **Reply #19295 on:** July 20, 2020, 02:11:27 AM »

Kev Murphy · « **Reply #19296 on:** July 20, 2020, 02:17:12 AM »

A guy went to the Natural History museum one day.
While standing near the dinosaur he asked a museum staff member: "How old is this dinosaur?"
"This dinosaur is two billion and four years old".
"Where did you get this exact information?"
"I replaced the retiring guide four years ago, and he told me then that the dinosaur was two billion years old."

Kev Murphy · « **Reply #19297 on:** July 20, 2020, 09:04:44 AM »

Kev Murphy · « **Reply #19298 on:** July 20, 2020, 11:32:41 AM »

Kev Murphy · « **Reply #19299 on:** July 20, 2020, 01:47:00 PM »

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