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« Reply #19302 on: July 20, 2020, 05:56:45 PM »
Why do they advertise the Lottery and Powerball as a 'Game' which you can 'play'?

It's no game, just another form of gambling, and definitely not worth playing as the numbers are way against you.

A friend of mine recently was crowing about winning $30 on the lottery, first time ever win.

Until I pointed out that he spent $10 per week for the past 12+ years, to win this $30.

$6,000+ input, for a single $30 win. 

big deal.
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« Reply #19303 on: July 20, 2020, 06:41:35 PM »
Sounds like he needs to ditch his numbers if he's only had the one win in all that time... :o  :||||

I regularly buy tickets and have done so since the early 80's.
The best I've done is a second division in that time but I regularly have small "wins" which keeps me interested... :grin

At the end of the day I figure I still spend way less than a smoker or drinker would and I at least get the occasional win... :thumbsup





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« Reply #19314 on: July 21, 2020, 08:17:36 PM »
A small tourist hotel was all abuzz about an afternoon wedding where the groom was 95 and the bride was 23.
The groom looked pretty feeble and the feeling was that the wedding night might kill him, because his bride was a healthy, vivacious young woman.
But lo and behold, the next morning, the bride came down the main staircase slowly, step by step, hanging onto the banister for dear life.
She finally managed to get to the counter of the little shop in the hotel.
The clerk looked really concerned, "Whatever happened to you, honey? You look like you've been wrestling an alligator!"
The bride groaned, hung on to the counter and managed to speak, "Ohhh God! He told me he'd been saving up for 75 years, and I thought he meant his money!!"

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« Reply #19315 on: July 22, 2020, 08:30:49 AM »
Local newspaper had this advert, "Please look after your neighbours in the cold weather"

I live next door to this 84-year-old woman, and do you know, not once has she come round to see if I'm all right, yet.
The lazy cow hasn't even checked her mailbox for two weeks!

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Bet you don't know "Big cheeks".

Big cheeks. A grandson of slaves, a boy was born in a poor neighbourhood of New Orleans known as the "Back of Town." 
His father abandoned the family when the child was an infant.
His mother became a prostitute and the boy and his sister had to live with their grandmother.

Early in life he proved to be gifted for music and with three other kids he sang in the streets of New Orleans.
His first gains were coins that were thrown to them.

 

A Jewish family, Karnofsky, who had emigrated from Lithuania to the USA, had pity for the 7-year-old boy and brought him into their home.
Initially giving 'work' in the house, to feed this hungry child.
There he remained and slept in this Jewish family's home where, for the first time in his life, he was treated with kindness and tenderness.

 

When he went to bed, Mrs. Karnovsky sang him a Russian lullaby that he would sing with her.
Later, he learned to sing and play several Russian and Jewish songs.

 

Over time, this boy became the adopted son of this family.

 

The Karnofskys gave him money to buy his first musical instrument; as was the custom in the Jewish families.

 

They sincerely admired his musical talent.
Later, when he became a professional musician and composer, he used these Jewish melodies in compositions, such as St. James Infirmary and Go Down Moses.   
The young black boy grew up and wrote a book about this Jewish family who had adopted him in 1907. 
In memory of this family and until the end of his life, he wore a Star of David and said that in this family, he had learned "how to live real life and determination."

 

You might recognise his name.  This little boy was called: Louis "Satchmo" Armstrong.

Louis Armstrong proudly spoke fluent Yiddish!  And "Satchmo" is Yiddish for "Big Cheeks"!
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« Reply #19320 on: July 22, 2020, 03:27:56 PM »
A scientist went to a back alley brain store to get some human brain samples to complete a study.
As he walks into the establishment he sees a sign remarking on the quality of professional brain samples offered at this particular brain store.
He then questions the owner about the cost of these brains.
"How much does it cost for an engineers brain?"
"Ten dollars an ounce."
"How much does it cost for a programmers brain?"
"Twenty dollars an ounce."
"How much for a lawyers brain?"
"$1,000 an ounce."
"Why is lawyer brain so much more?"
"Do you know how many lawyers we had to kill to get one ounce of brain?"

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