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Re: Drugs, Sex, Rock and Roll, mark II. ( content may not suit everyone)
« Reply #19325 on: July 23, 2020, 11:29:09 AM »
The other day, I was stuck behind a school bus.
Now, I don't know if you've been stuck behind a school bus before, but once you're there, you're stuck.
I've passed kidney stones quicker than you can get around a school bus.

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« Reply #19326 on: July 23, 2020, 12:50:26 PM »
"Excuse me, do you have the time?"

"Only an approximate!"

"Okay, that'll do"

"It's Thursday afternoon!"
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« Reply #19327 on: July 23, 2020, 12:50:40 PM »
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« Reply #19328 on: July 23, 2020, 03:15:29 PM »
So finally, on about the fifteenth tee, I hit the drive of my life.
And any of you people who play golf, you know the drive I'm talking about. The minute you hit it, you just drop your club.
You hang on to the beer, let's don't get stupid. And I watch this ball just go and go and . . . kind of hit this guy in the head.
And I felt bad, but he overreacted, I thought. I mean, it wasn't like a square hit; it just kind of glanced off his head.

But he goes whippin' his car off the freeway, like "Here we go!" Mr. Attitude!

So now, he's barrelling down the fairway screaming at the top of his lungs, like "What are you, some kind of cruddy golfer?"
I'm like, "Hey, I hit you, didn't I? You were travelling sixty-five miles an hour. That's a pretty good shot in my book."
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Re: Drugs, Sex, Rock and Roll, mark II. ( content may not suit everyone)
« Reply #19329 on: July 23, 2020, 03:19:08 PM »
Q: What if Bill Gates had a dollar for every time Windows crashed?

A: Oh, wait a minute, he already does!

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Re: Drugs, Sex, Rock and Roll, mark II. ( content may not suit everyone)
« Reply #19330 on: July 23, 2020, 03:25:34 PM »


... and I have an online night class, where I am learning to speak to giraffes in Swahili!
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« Reply #19331 on: July 23, 2020, 04:19:22 PM »
Sunday. There will be a power shutdown from 9am until 2pm (maybe later) for line maintenance in this area.

No power means no cooking, no heating, no computer, may as well stay in bed.

(or - weather permitting,- maybe a ride?)
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« Reply #19332 on: July 23, 2020, 04:23:28 PM »
Just watching the 4pm news talking about scams, when my phone rang, and I am being threatened with arrest for not submitting a tax return.

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« Reply #19333 on: July 23, 2020, 05:02:07 PM »
Grab a couple for the kids! It's just an iPhone?




Does the 'prying eyes prevention' include apple?
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« Reply #19334 on: July 23, 2020, 05:11:08 PM »
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Re: Drugs, Sex, Rock and Roll, mark II. ( content may not suit everyone)
« Reply #19335 on: July 23, 2020, 07:52:25 PM »
Temperature finally reached double figures at 1pm, so I chucked the helmet on and went to 'Hardly Normal' in Warrnambool to get another 4 Tb hard drive to add to my collection. ($50 cheaper than local store for same brand item) Even allowing for cost of petrol, still a big savings, and a bonus ride as well.

Must be the day for hard drives, Kev, I had a 5TB one turn up in the mail today... :clap
I got mine from Amazon, it was actually cheaper than eBay!

Bought a couple more hard drives today....only little suckers this time though...2 X 2TBs...  :beer


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« Reply #19336 on: July 23, 2020, 08:19:20 PM »
DON'T buy any 3TB drives Russ, they are notorious for failing.
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« Reply #19337 on: July 23, 2020, 08:20:25 PM »
2 Tb are ok tho
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« Reply #19338 on: July 23, 2020, 09:53:09 PM »
Thanks Kev!  :thumb
 I actually have a couple of 3's but they are only used for storage, as in a 2nd backup so once they are full they basically never get used again.

I mostly use 1TB or 2 TB drives as my regular use drives as anything bigger doesn't fully show on the tele.
When they are full I usually just transfer everything off them and start again...


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« Reply #19339 on: July 23, 2020, 11:46:23 PM »
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Re: Drugs, Sex, Rock and Roll, mark II. ( content may not suit everyone)
« Reply #19340 on: July 23, 2020, 11:52:28 PM »
Windows Vista.

32 bit extensions and a graphical shell for a 16 bit patch to an 8 bit operating system originally coded for a 4 bit microprocessor,
written by a 2 bit company, that can't stand 1 bit of competition.

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« Reply #19341 on: July 24, 2020, 03:09:45 AM »
Ten-year-old Sally brought her report card home from school. Her marks were good...mostly A's and a couple of B's.
However, her teacher had written across the bottom: "Sally is a smart little girl, but she has one fault. She talks too much in school.
I have an idea I am going to try, which I think may break her of the habit."

Sally's dad signed her report card, putting a note on the back:
"Please let me know if your idea works on Sally because I would like to try it out on her mother."

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« Reply #19342 on: July 24, 2020, 06:33:07 AM »
6.30 am, a bit warmer now than it was earlier...

Portland.      1.6°C
Feels Like   -1.7°C

Had the heater running every day for a couple of months now, which explains why my power bill for the last quarter was almost $800.
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« Reply #19343 on: July 24, 2020, 06:46:43 AM »
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« Reply #19345 on: July 24, 2020, 06:48:24 AM »
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« Reply #19346 on: July 24, 2020, 10:25:38 AM »
Bill and Hillary were driving down a back road, and stopped at a gas station.
As the worker was filling up their car, he said to Hillary "I went to high school with you".
She recognised him and agreed with him.

Later as they were driving down the road Bill said "If you had married him you wouldn't be married to the President".
Hillary said "Oh yes I would--HE would be the President."

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« Reply #19347 on: July 24, 2020, 12:53:58 PM »
Email from 'Bendigo Bank'  :popcorn (Source, Benin, Nigeria)

"Dear Customer, there have be some attempt to log into you account within correct password, please click link below to varify your account.
We attempt to contact you by phone fail several time."




1) You, Sir, are FULL of it! First of all I have a name, I am NOT "Dear Customer" I do NOT have an account with the Bank named.
2) Of course you failed to contact me by telephone, as there are no phone numbers associated with my non-existent account,  D***head!
3) Your blatantly fake links are only overshadowed by your own stupidity, and lack of computer nous, nitwit!

I suggest that you take a course in English, and cease sending scam mails until your IQ reaches a greater number than your shoe size.
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« Reply #19348 on: July 24, 2020, 12:55:43 PM »
There is a legitimate cause for that smile...

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