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Kev Murphy · « **Reply #19806 on:** August 16, 2020, 05:56:01 PM »

I keep getting weekly scam emails claiming to be from Nortons, each claiming that my antivirus licence is about to expire.

Never used Nortons.

Kev Murphy · « **Reply #19807 on:** August 16, 2020, 06:22:13 PM »

Kev Murphy · « **Reply #19808 on:** August 16, 2020, 06:30:18 PM »

Kev Murphy · « **Reply #19809 on:** August 16, 2020, 06:35:03 PM »

Microsoft has released a new Anti-virus tool called Chuck Norris.

The tool dares the virus to enter the machine.

Kev Murphy · « **Reply #19810 on:** August 16, 2020, 08:52:45 PM »

Kev Murphy · « **Reply #19811 on:** August 16, 2020, 08:57:58 PM »

ruSTynutz · « **Reply #19812 on:** August 16, 2020, 09:16:42 PM »

ruSTynutz · « **Reply #19813 on:** August 16, 2020, 09:19:02 PM »

Kev Murphy · « **Reply #19814 on:** August 16, 2020, 10:20:34 PM »

Trump, you were only elected (right or wrong) for a term of office, which is designated as 4 years, not for the term of your natural life.

Kev Murphy · « **Reply #19815 on:** August 16, 2020, 10:29:12 PM »

Kev Murphy · « **Reply #19816 on:** August 16, 2020, 10:40:45 PM »

Kev Murphy · « **Reply #19817 on:** August 16, 2020, 11:10:38 PM »

Kev Murphy · « **Reply #19818 on:** August 17, 2020, 01:18:23 AM »

A blonde decided to bathe her cat, but complained about the taste of the fur and how it stuck to her tongue.

Kev Murphy · « **Reply #19819 on:** August 17, 2020, 04:59:12 AM »

Kev Murphy · « **Reply #19820 on:** August 17, 2020, 05:06:44 AM »

Kev Murphy · « **Reply #19821 on:** August 17, 2020, 09:43:40 AM »

I had doubts about posting this one, but hey, we're a liberated society.

Kev Murphy · « **Reply #19822 on:** August 17, 2020, 09:51:37 AM »

When he was elected, Barack Obama had appeal to both black and white voters in America.

White voters thought he was Tiger Woods.

Kev Murphy · « **Reply #19823 on:** August 17, 2020, 09:54:21 AM »

Kev Murphy · « **Reply #19824 on:** August 17, 2020, 12:03:15 PM »

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