Author Topic: Drugs, Sex, Rock and Roll, mark II. ( content may not suit everyone) (Read 3062181 times)

Kev Murphy · « **Reply #19252 on:** July 17, 2020, 07:20:05 AM »

7.15 am

Portland 1.4°C
Feels Like 0.9°C

I hate this freaking cold weather.

NTRebel · « **Reply #19253 on:** July 17, 2020, 07:58:43 AM »

You'd love it up here then Kev 7-26 0.2 feels like -4.

Quote from: Kev Murphy on July 17, 2020, 07:20:05 AM

7.15 am

Portland 1.4°C
Feels Like 0.9°C

I hate this freaking cold weather.

Kev Murphy · « **Reply #19254 on:** July 17, 2020, 08:16:03 AM »

ruSTynutz · « **Reply #19255 on:** July 17, 2020, 08:51:22 AM »

Quote from: Kev Murphy on July 16, 2020, 04:36:18 PM

Sort of reminds me of the reason they call a Pap Smear a Pap Smear...

Kev Murphy · « **Reply #19256 on:** July 17, 2020, 08:52:40 AM »

Kev Murphy · « **Reply #19257 on:** July 17, 2020, 09:06:52 AM »

Which would you rather buy at Woolies, local nectarines in season at $4.50 per kilo, or imported American grown nectarines (as seen on the shelf yesterday) at $17.50 per kilo?

I think I will wait til next season before buying nectarines again....

Kev Murphy · « **Reply #19258 on:** July 17, 2020, 09:50:28 AM »

Another cold miserable start to the day in Sicktoria...

Some woman from Melbourne came visiting last week, and brought the virus with her.
There is now a second case here in town linked to her.

ruSTynutz · « **Reply #19259 on:** July 17, 2020, 10:12:09 AM »

Bugger...I think we have 2 as well (in South Gippsland)

Kev Murphy · « **Reply #19260 on:** July 17, 2020, 03:54:08 PM »

Temperature finally reached double figures at 1pm, so I chucked the helmet on and went to 'Hardly Normal' in Warrnambool to get another 4 Tb hard drive to add to my collection. ($50 cheaper than local store for same brand item) Even allowing for cost of petrol, still a big savings, and a bonus ride as well.

Kev Murphy · « **Reply #19261 on:** July 17, 2020, 09:20:23 PM »

I met the bloke who invented crosswords today.

I can't remember his name tho, ... it's P something T something R.

Kev Murphy · « **Reply #19262 on:** July 17, 2020, 09:22:11 PM »

I was having dinner with my boss and his wife, and she said to me, "How many potatoes would you like?"

I said "Ooh, I'll just have one please".

She said "It's OK, you don't have to be polite"

"Alright" I said "I'll just have one then, you fat cow"

Kev Murphy · « **Reply #19263 on:** July 17, 2020, 09:24:37 PM »

The phone was ringing.

I picked it up, and said 'Who's speaking please?'

And a voice said 'You are.'

ruSTynutz · « **Reply #19264 on:** July 17, 2020, 11:01:35 PM »

Quote from: Kev Murphy on July 17, 2020, 03:54:08 PM

Temperature finally reached double figures at 1pm, so I chucked the helmet on and went to 'Hardly Normal' in Warrnambool to get another 4 Tb hard drive to add to my collection. ($50 cheaper than local store for same brand item) Even allowing for cost of petrol, still a big savings, and a bonus ride as well.

Must be the day for hard drives, Kev, I had a 5TB one turn up in the mail today...

I got mine from Amazon, it was actually cheaper than eBay!

Kev Murphy · « **Reply #19265 on:** July 18, 2020, 12:27:03 AM »

Kev Murphy · « **Reply #19266 on:** July 18, 2020, 12:27:59 AM »

Kev Murphy · « **Reply #19267 on:** July 18, 2020, 12:29:08 AM »

Kev Murphy · « **Reply #19268 on:** July 18, 2020, 08:49:40 AM »

Kev Murphy · « **Reply #19269 on:** July 18, 2020, 09:09:36 AM »

Kev Murphy · « **Reply #19270 on:** July 18, 2020, 11:09:07 AM »

Kev Murphy · « **Reply #19271 on:** July 18, 2020, 11:13:00 AM »

Saturday Telemarketer...

I told him I am in home quarantine, and asked if he could bring me a pizza.

Kev Murphy · « **Reply #19272 on:** July 18, 2020, 01:36:13 PM »

Kev Murphy · « **Reply #19273 on:** July 18, 2020, 04:00:20 PM »

I got tired of walking home last night, so I took a taxi.

Cops found it in my driveway this morning and have charged me with theft.

Kev Murphy · « **Reply #19274 on:** July 18, 2020, 04:03:38 PM »

Every time I get the urge to exercise, I lie down till the feeling passes.

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