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« Reply #16850 on: February 28, 2020, 12:19:55 PM »
Happy 72nd Birthday to your buddy, Kev!   :EatCake


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« Reply #16851 on: February 28, 2020, 12:25:49 PM »
He said "Thanks, cheers!", Russ.
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« Reply #16852 on: February 28, 2020, 03:39:09 PM »
Well, Graham is back on the road heading home to Adelaide. We had a footpath lunch outside a restaurant.
Followed by cake and iced coffees. He said that the diversion to visit me was around 200 km from his normal route but well worth it to catch up. Gra hopes to be home tonight before last light.

Staffer who served lunch mentioned that we looked to be enjoying ourselves, and commented "Special occasion?"
Gra responded "Yep! My 18th birthday tomorrow, and I have just one more week to retirement!"

Took the guy a second or two to *click*, then he returned a few minutes later with a serve of cake each, with a lit candle on it!  Free slice each. Naturally, we left the staff a suitable tip for their magnificent service. :runyay
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« Reply #16853 on: February 28, 2020, 03:40:45 PM »
we left the staff a suitable tip

In other words you said "enjoy the rest of your day".   :crackup
 

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« Reply #16854 on: February 28, 2020, 03:44:19 PM »
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« Reply #16855 on: February 28, 2020, 04:02:04 PM »
Had another visitor to Portland today, snuck in early hours before daylight. HMAS Arunta.















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« Reply #16856 on: February 28, 2020, 04:09:56 PM »
In space, two aliens are talking to each other.

The first alien says, "The dominant life forms on the Earth planet have developed satellite-based nuclear weapons."

The second alien asks, "Are they an emerging intelligence?"

The first alien says, "I don't think so, they have aimed them at each other"
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« Reply #16857 on: February 28, 2020, 04:15:50 PM »
Aliens haven't visited our solar system because when they looked at the reviews, Earth only has 1 star.
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« Reply #16858 on: February 28, 2020, 04:28:20 PM »
Most planets only have one star.
 
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« Reply #16859 on: February 28, 2020, 04:30:13 PM »
Tell it to the Aliens....
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« Reply #16860 on: February 28, 2020, 04:38:46 PM »
In space they can't hear you scream.
 
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« Reply #16861 on: February 28, 2020, 07:27:45 PM »
A man went to a lawyer and said:

- "My friend John borrowed $500 from me, and does not want to give it back.
Can the courts force him to return it?"

- "Do you have any written confirmation that your friend borrowed money from you?"

- "No."

- "Hmm, ... write him a letter, demanding the $1,000 he owes you!"

- "But he took only $500!"

- "That's exactly what he will write, and this will be a written confirmation for the court."
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Re: Drugs, Sex, Rock and Roll, mark II. ( content may not suit everyone)
« Reply #16862 on: February 28, 2020, 08:08:46 PM »
Just got a call from my mate Graham, he left here at 3.05pm heading to his home in Adelaide, and is now on his way home after dropping the truck at the depot a few minutes ago. (8.30 SA time)

DAMN! ... he must have been pushing! According to Google, its a 5 hour and 45 minute trip!
He did it in 6 hours in a double B!
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« Reply #16863 on: February 28, 2020, 11:03:20 PM »
Obama wear shoes, but Trump wears boots.


During the Obama years, the shit was only ankle deep.
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« Reply #16864 on: February 28, 2020, 11:07:22 PM »
Did you hear about the two Gay Irishman

Patrick Fitzmicheal and Micheal Fitzpatrick
 
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« Reply #16865 on: February 28, 2020, 11:18:28 PM »
I just Googled Trip Adviser, but it was a complete waste of time!


There's absolutely *no* information about twisted ankles or skinned knees!
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« Reply #16866 on: February 29, 2020, 03:38:00 AM »
Did you hear about the two Gay Irishman
Patrick Fitzmicheal and Micheal Fitzpatrick

Did you hear about the two gay comedians?  Of course you did.  These days every comedian that's gay has to start of their act with that and then bang on about it.
 

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« Reply #16867 on: February 29, 2020, 08:34:20 AM »
Police are looking for a female jogger they have called the 'Mad Pooper'.

The jogger is suspected of a shit-and-run incident.

She's been declared public enemy number two.

So far they've been unable to flush her out.
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« Reply #16868 on: February 29, 2020, 10:28:19 AM »
I bought a high quality bug zapper to help deal with all those flying summer bug pests, but I woke up to protests outside my house this morning.

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« Reply #16869 on: February 29, 2020, 10:35:02 AM »
A cattle prod might be better... :think1


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« Reply #16870 on: February 29, 2020, 12:54:04 PM »
A bloke fell into a boiling hot thermal spring.

They call him Stew.
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« Reply #16871 on: February 29, 2020, 05:40:45 PM »
Many women study archaeology, because they love digging up the past.
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Re: Drugs, Sex, Rock and Roll, mark II. ( content may not suit everyone)
« Reply #16872 on: February 29, 2020, 07:00:59 PM »
I detest advertising.

At 7 pm tonight, channel 7 started broadcasting a movie, ...

I started watching the same movie from my hard drive at the same time.
In just 1 hour, I am already 20 minutes ahead of channel 7, because of the adverts they have broadcast so far.

Will edit this post after the movie finishes, to show how long they have extended the playtime with unwanted advertising.

Movie has completed, including the rolling credits at the completion. Channel 7 has at least 30 minutes+ to completion, sans credits.
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« Reply #16873 on: February 29, 2020, 08:39:33 PM »
Whoopee! ... Channel 7 has finished broadcasting the movie, but they even ran commercials instead of the end credits.

Now I am aware of what the 'plus' means, in the name 7plus.
It means they can broadcast a full 1 hour 55 minute movie in only 2 hours and 38 minutes, just by ignoring and deleting the end credits, and replacing them with even more advertising.
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« Reply #16874 on: February 29, 2020, 08:49:44 PM »
To add insult to injury, they then promote the movie which is about to start, go to yet another commercial break, and then finally start the movie a full 16 minutes behind the advertised starting time of 9.30pm?
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