OzSTOC
No Parking Zone! => Off Topic, Off Colour, and non-motorcycle related => Topic started by: Diesel on February 16, 2013, 08:08:09 PM
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With the National OzSTOC Rally coming up REAL SOON, and with so many members sharing 'digs' for the night, the following becomes somewhat pertinent....
The guys were on a bike tour. No one wanted to room with Marcus because he snored so badly.
They decided that it wasn’t fair to make one of them stay with him the whole time so they voted to take turns.
The first guy, Dan, slept with Marcus and comes to breakfast the next morning with his hair a mess and his eyes all bloodshot. They said “Man, what happened to you? He said “Marcus snored so loudly, I just sat up and watched him all night.”
The next night it was Mitch’s turn. In the morning, same thing. His hair was all standing up and his eyes were bloodshot. They said “Man, what happened to you? You look awful!” He said “Marcus shakes the roof with his snoring. I watched him all night.”
The third night was Dave's turn.
He was a tanned and wise biker from way back ... a man’s man.
The next morning he came to breakfast bright eyed and bushy tailed. “Good morning!” he said.
They couldn’t believe it. They said “Dave, what happened?”
He said “Well we got ready for bed.
I went and tucked Marcus into bed, patted him on the bum and kissed him good night on the lips.
Marcus sat up and watched me all night.”
With age comes wisdom! :nahnah
Cheers, Diesel
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Marcus I THINK YOU NEED TO SET UP SOME RECORDERS TO GET OF THE HOOK
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I was going to share a room with Diesel Dave at Middleton. :o :eek
How are you feeling about that now, saaz?? Wot thuh
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I am excited :wink1
I was going to share a room with Diesel Dave at Middleton. :o :eek
How are you feeling about that now, saaz?? Wot thuh