Englishman, American, Frenchman and a Pakistani on top of the Eiffel
Tower.
The American throws a load of money off the top.
"Why did you do that"? Ask the others.
"We have so much money in the States I can afford to do it" says the American.
"Ok" says the Frenchman and throws a bottle of champagne off the top, saying
"We have so
much champagne in France I can afford to do it"
The Pakistani looks at the Englishman and says " Don't you fu**ing dare!"