A young man married a beautiful woman who had previously divorced ten husbands.
On their wedding night, she told her new husband, "Please be gentle....I'm still a virgin".
What ?" Said the puzzled groom. "How can that be if you've been married ten times ?"
"Well, husband #1 was a Sales Representative, he kept telling me how great it's going to be."
"Husband #2 was in Software Services; he was never really sure how it was supposed to function, but he said he'd look into it and get back to me."
"Husband #3 was from Field Services, he said everything checked out diagnostically but he just couldn't get the system up."
"Husband #4 was in Telemarketing, even though he knew he had the order, he didn't know when he would be able to deliver."
"Husband #5 was an Engineer, he understood the basic process but wanted three years to research, implement, and design a new state-of-the-art method."
"Husband #6 was from Finance and Administration, he thought he knew how, but he wasn't sure whether it was his job or not."
"Husband #7 was in Marketing; although he had a product, he was never sure how to position it."
"Husband #8 was a psychiatrist, all he ever did was talk about it."
"Husband #9 was a gynecologist, all he did was look at it."
"Husband #10 was a stamp collector, all he ever did was.. ............God .... I miss him !"
"But now that I've married you, I'm so excited !"
"Good," said the husband, "but, why ?"
"You're a Tax Man...... This time I KNOW I'm gonna get screwed !"
