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Re: Drugs, Sex, Rock and Roll, mark II. ( content may not suit everyone)
« Reply #10675 on: January 30, 2019, 03:40:36 AM »
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Re: Drugs, Sex, Rock and Roll, mark II. ( content may not suit everyone)
« Reply #10676 on: January 30, 2019, 05:18:18 AM »
Dr. Parker, the biology instructor at a posh suburban girl's junior college, said during class:
"Miss Smith, would you please name the organ of the human body, which under the
appropriate conditions, expands to six times its normal size, and define the conditions."

Miss Smith gasped, blushed deeply, then said freezingly:
"Dr. Parker, I do not think that is a proper question to ask me, you should be asking a boy. 
And I assure you my parents will hear of this."

With that she sat down, very red-faced.

Unperturbed, Dr. Parker called on Miss Johnson and asked the same question. 
Miss Johnson, with composure, replied, "The pupil of the eye, in dim light."

"Correct," said Dr. Parker.  "And now, Miss Smith, I have three things to say to you. 
One, you have not studied your lesson. 
Two, you have a dirty mind. 
And three, you will some day be faced with a dreadful disappointment."

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« Reply #10677 on: January 30, 2019, 05:27:12 AM »
It was a hot day, and the mother was watching her two young children playing happily outside with the hose.

20 minutes later when they came back inside, she asked them "Did you have fun?"

"Yep!" they both chimed, "And daddy will be real pleased when he gets on his motorbike, and finds out that the tank is full, too!"
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« Reply #10678 on: January 30, 2019, 05:31:49 AM »
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« Reply #10681 on: January 30, 2019, 10:09:22 AM »
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Re: Drugs, Sex, Rock and Roll, mark II. ( content may not suit everyone)
« Reply #10682 on: January 30, 2019, 10:11:02 AM »
Never - EVER! swallow chewing gum!

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Re: Drugs, Sex, Rock and Roll, mark II. ( content may not suit everyone)
« Reply #10684 on: January 30, 2019, 01:34:12 PM »
Allergies are far more prevalent than people realise.

The entire USA has a nut intolerance, as will be proven by the next Presidential election.
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Re: Drugs, Sex, Rock and Roll, mark II. ( content may not suit everyone)
« Reply #10687 on: January 30, 2019, 02:08:42 PM »
Understanding women is a difficult task.

It's sorta like trying to figure out what colour the letter 7 smells like?
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Re: Drugs, Sex, Rock and Roll, mark II. ( content may not suit everyone)
« Reply #10688 on: January 30, 2019, 02:15:50 PM »
I just burnt my Hawaiian Pizza.

I guess I should have cooked it at aloha temperature.
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Re: Drugs, Sex, Rock and Roll, mark II. ( content may not suit everyone)
« Reply #10689 on: January 30, 2019, 02:38:53 PM »
Don't you hate it when you're signing up
for something, and you put the password
you want, but it comes up with shit like :
'Must contain a number between 1 - 9,
must have a capital letter, must contain
punctuation, the square root of Pi, the
Batman logo, 2 elements of the periodic
table, and the name of your third cousins
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Re: Drugs, Sex, Rock and Roll, mark II. ( content may not suit everyone)
« Reply #10691 on: January 30, 2019, 03:30:57 PM »
Payback?

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Re: Drugs, Sex, Rock and Roll, mark II. ( content may not suit everyone)
« Reply #10692 on: January 30, 2019, 04:15:56 PM »


Quote from: Kev Murphy on January 30, 2019, 02:34:12 PM<blockquote>Allergies are far more prevalent than people realise.

The entire USA has a nut intolerance, as will be proven by the next Presidential election




That is an optomistic view

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« Reply #10696 on: January 30, 2019, 07:42:29 PM »
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Re: Drugs, Sex, Rock and Roll, mark II. ( content may not suit everyone)
« Reply #10697 on: January 30, 2019, 09:04:03 PM »
Went to Woolies to get 3 litres of milk for tomorrow. Grabbed 2x 3 litres instead.

A lady with 3 kids in front of me at the checkout was short on cash, and returned one of
her 3 litre milk bottles from her shopping, so she had enough cash to pay the bill.
She said "I guess the kids will learn to drink less"

When the checkout lady screened my groceries, I passed one of my 3 litre bottles into
her shopping trolley and said "Cant have them missing out!"

Well, I almost got strangled by her, copped hugs and kisses.
I have no idea who she is?
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« Reply #10698 on: January 30, 2019, 09:54:42 PM »
... Theres gotta be a bumpy road around here somewhere ...

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