Author Topic: Drugs, Sex, Rock and Roll, mark II. ( content may not suit everyone) (Read 3067601 times)

Kev Murphy · « **Reply #10725 on:** January 31, 2019, 06:49:42 PM »

I always wondered how camels evolved?

Kev Murphy · « **Reply #10726 on:** January 31, 2019, 08:44:07 PM »

Kev Murphy · « **Reply #10727 on:** January 31, 2019, 08:52:08 PM »

Kev Murphy · « **Reply #10728 on:** January 31, 2019, 08:56:38 PM »

Kev Murphy · « **Reply #10729 on:** January 31, 2019, 09:03:27 PM »

Hitting the Gym to relieve stress, is not nearly as satisfying as thumping the person who caused the stress.

Kev Murphy · « **Reply #10730 on:** January 31, 2019, 09:10:40 PM »

The cops knocked on my door, and asked me where I was between 5 and 6 ?

I replied "Kindergarten"

Bodø · « **Reply #10731 on:** January 31, 2019, 09:24:37 PM »

You need a better alibi. Kindergarten is closed between those hours.

Kev Murphy · « **Reply #10732 on:** January 31, 2019, 09:25:05 PM »

I woke up hungover to the sound of my neighbour mowing his lawn.

It's too early to get up yet, I'm not moving, so I guess he can just mow around me.

Kev Murphy · « **Reply #10733 on:** January 31, 2019, 09:25:57 PM »

Quote from: Bodø on January 31, 2019, 09:24:37 PM

You need a better alibi. Kindergarten is closed between those hours.

Not between those years, tho.

Kev Murphy · « **Reply #10734 on:** January 31, 2019, 09:40:15 PM »

Kids toys should have better warning labels on them, like, "Loud as Hell" or "No off switch" or "Requires 75 batteries per month"

Kev Murphy · « **Reply #10735 on:** January 31, 2019, 09:42:19 PM »

Kev Murphy · « **Reply #10736 on:** February 01, 2019, 12:18:00 AM »

Those who stir shit should be forced to lick the spoon.

Kev Murphy · « **Reply #10737 on:** February 01, 2019, 12:23:14 AM »

... and, your point being ?? ...

Kev Murphy · « **Reply #10738 on:** February 01, 2019, 04:16:26 AM »

Kev Murphy · « **Reply #10739 on:** February 01, 2019, 04:19:03 AM »

Kev Murphy · « **Reply #10740 on:** February 01, 2019, 04:22:39 AM »

Kev Murphy · « **Reply #10741 on:** February 01, 2019, 04:26:39 AM »

I was called into the office today.

The Boss said "You can't wear pyjamas at work!"

I asked "Why not? ... Everyone else is in pyjamas?"

He replied "Well, yeah ... but that's because they're Patients!"

Kev Murphy · « **Reply #10742 on:** February 01, 2019, 04:31:04 AM »

This new weekend Vodka diet is great.

Guaranteed to lose two, maybe three days a week!

Kev Murphy · « **Reply #10743 on:** February 01, 2019, 04:33:38 AM »

Kev Murphy · « **Reply #10744 on:** February 01, 2019, 04:35:26 AM »

Kev Murphy · « **Reply #10745 on:** February 01, 2019, 04:36:49 AM »

Kev Murphy · « **Reply #10746 on:** February 01, 2019, 05:47:13 AM »

Kev Murphy · « **Reply #10747 on:** February 01, 2019, 05:52:43 AM »

Kev Murphy · « **Reply #10748 on:** February 01, 2019, 05:56:24 AM »

Many thanks to the guy who stole my Identity, he is the one in the lockup for my outstanding warrants.

Kev Murphy · « **Reply #10749 on:** February 01, 2019, 06:39:19 AM »

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Author Topic: Drugs, Sex, Rock and Roll, mark II. ( content may not suit everyone) (Read 3067601 times)

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