A Greek man goes to a Chinese restaurant, and orders fried rice.
The waiter, who is smiling, nods and says “Ah, yes, flied lice.”
The Greek thought this was hilarious, and he ordered fried rice whenever he came in just to hear the waiter say, “flied lice”. He would always laugh loudly after hearing the poor waiters mispronunciation. He started to bringing his friends in so that they could hear the waiter and laugh with him, and eventually the waiter realized he was the butt of their humour.
The waiter was angry, so using some of his savings he enrolled in a course on public speaking and language, and he learned how to correctly say ‘fried rice’.
One day, the Greek arrived with several of his mates, and of course, they all ordered fried rice. The waiter said ‘Ah, yes, fr-r-ried r-r-rice.”
And as they sat there, stunned, the waiter cried out in triumph, “How you like that, you Gleek plick?”
