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Re: Drugs, Sex, Rock and Roll, mark II. ( content may not suit everyone)
« Reply #44175 on: January 15, 2022, 10:34:01 PM »
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« Reply #44176 on: January 15, 2022, 10:43:40 PM »
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Re: Drugs, Sex, Rock and Roll, mark II. ( content may not suit everyone)
« Reply #44177 on: January 15, 2022, 10:46:37 PM »
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Re: Drugs, Sex, Rock and Roll, mark II. ( content may not suit everyone)
« Reply #44178 on: January 15, 2022, 11:08:39 PM »
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Re: Drugs, Sex, Rock and Roll, mark II. ( content may not suit everyone)
« Reply #44179 on: January 15, 2022, 11:10:07 PM »
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Re: Drugs, Sex, Rock and Roll, mark II. ( content may not suit everyone)
« Reply #44180 on: January 15, 2022, 11:23:45 PM »
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Re: Drugs, Sex, Rock and Roll, mark II. ( content may not suit everyone)
« Reply #44181 on: January 15, 2022, 11:24:53 PM »
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« Reply #44182 on: January 15, 2022, 11:26:01 PM »
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« Reply #44184 on: January 15, 2022, 11:44:08 PM »
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« Reply #44185 on: January 15, 2022, 11:44:49 PM »
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Re: Drugs, Sex, Rock and Roll, mark II. ( content may not suit everyone)
« Reply #44186 on: January 16, 2022, 12:01:45 AM »
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Re: Drugs, Sex, Rock and Roll, mark II. ( content may not suit everyone)
« Reply #44187 on: January 16, 2022, 12:02:19 AM »
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Re: Drugs, Sex, Rock and Roll, mark II. ( content may not suit everyone)
« Reply #44188 on: January 16, 2022, 12:14:23 AM »
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Re: Drugs, Sex, Rock and Roll, mark II. ( content may not suit everyone)
« Reply #44189 on: January 16, 2022, 12:31:08 AM »
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Re: Drugs, Sex, Rock and Roll, mark II. ( content may not suit everyone)
« Reply #44190 on: January 16, 2022, 12:49:09 AM »
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Re: Drugs, Sex, Rock and Roll, mark II. ( content may not suit everyone)
« Reply #44191 on: January 16, 2022, 12:50:42 AM »
My friend works for the NBN company, repairing fibre optic cables.

I've told him he should wear eye protection when working on lit cables, because the laser energy can cause permanent eye injury.

He said he would look into it.
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Re: Drugs, Sex, Rock and Roll, mark II. ( content may not suit everyone)
« Reply #44192 on: January 16, 2022, 01:07:26 AM »
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Re: Drugs, Sex, Rock and Roll, mark II. ( content may not suit everyone)
« Reply #44193 on: January 16, 2022, 01:15:33 AM »
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Re: Drugs, Sex, Rock and Roll, mark II. ( content may not suit everyone)
« Reply #44194 on: January 16, 2022, 01:16:45 AM »
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Re: Drugs, Sex, Rock and Roll, mark II. ( content may not suit everyone)
« Reply #44195 on: January 16, 2022, 01:18:19 AM »
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Re: Drugs, Sex, Rock and Roll, mark II. ( content may not suit everyone)
« Reply #44196 on: January 16, 2022, 01:22:29 AM »
Italian Computer Repair shop.

Every time I try to use Microsoft's search engine on my Italian laptop, the computer explodes.
I took it to my Italian Computer repair store.
The Italian repairman said "What seems to be the problem? Please keep it brief"
So I said "Bad-a-Bing, Bad-a-boom!"
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Re: Drugs, Sex, Rock and Roll, mark II. ( content may not suit everyone)
« Reply #44197 on: January 16, 2022, 01:26:33 AM »
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Re: Drugs, Sex, Rock and Roll, mark II. ( content may not suit everyone)
« Reply #44198 on: January 16, 2022, 01:34:29 AM »
Blonde tenant.

"Dear Housing Commission, do I need your approval to remove my drawers in the kitchen?"
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Re: Drugs, Sex, Rock and Roll, mark II. ( content may not suit everyone)
« Reply #44199 on: January 16, 2022, 01:35:30 AM »
A mechanic finished repairing a car; and his apprentice is writing up the invoice...

Apprentice says: "Boss, the total of the invoice comes up to $876".

The boss responds: "Round it up to an even thousand."

Few seconds later, the boss pipes up again: "Actually, put it at $1128, so it doesn't look rounded."
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