Little Johnny is in sewing class, when all of a sudden, he clumsily catches himself with the sewing needle.
Seeing that he is bleeding, the teacher offers him a plaster.
‘That won’t do Miss’, says Little Johnny. ‘What I need is some cider’.
‘Don’t be ridiculous’, says the teacher. ‘What on earth for?’
Little Johnny replied, ‘My sister says that whenever she gets a prick in her hand, she always puts it in cider’.