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Free peanuts
« on: December 14, 2016, 06:12:30 AM »
A Pastor goes to a nursing home for the first time to visit an elderly parishioner. 

As he is sitting there, he notices a bowl of peanuts beside her bed and takes one. As they continue their conversation, he can't help himself and eats one after another. 
By the time they are through visiting, the bowl is empty. He says, "Mrs. Jones, I'm so sorry, but I seem to eaten all of your peanuts." 

"That's O.K.," she says.
"They would have just sat there anyway. Without my teeth, all I can do is suck the chocolate off and put them back in the bowl!"
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