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Offline JuST Peter

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Life in a Retirement Home
« on: April 18, 2017, 10:19:20 PM »
_ON HER FIRST DAY AT THE SENIOR COMPLEX, THE NEW MANAGER ADDRESSED ALL
THE SENIORS POINTING OUT SOME OF HER RULES:_

"The female sleeping quarters will be out-of-bounds for all males, and
the male dormitory to the females. Anybody caught breaking this rule
will be fined $20 the first time."

She continued, "Anybody caught breaking this rule the second time will
be fined $60. Being caught a third time will cost you a fine of $180.

Are there any questions?"

At this point, an older gentleman stood up in the crowd and inquired:
"How much for a season pass?”
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