The prize.

[JuST Peter]

    Jimbo goes to an outdoor  show and wins a 10' tinny. He brings it home and his  wife looks at him and says,

"What're you gunna do with that. There's no water deep enough to
float a boat within 100  miles of here."

    He says, "I won it and I'm gunna keep it and use it."

    His brother came over to visit several days later.  He sees

    the wife and asks where  his brother is.

    She says, "He's out there in his new rowing  boat", pointing to the paddock behind the house.

    The brother heads out behind the house  and sees his
    brother in the middle of a big field sitting in the
    boat with a fishing rod in  his hand  .

He yells out to him, "What  are you doin'?"

His brother replies, "I'm fishin'. What the  hell does it look like I'm doin'?"

His brother yells,  "It's people like you that give people from Queensland a bad name, makin' everybody  think we're stupid. If I could swim, I'd come out  there and kick your arse!"

[Brock]

 

[Biggles]

You needn't have illustrated it with family photos, Blue!   

[Poppy Dave]

 

[JuST Peter]

You needn't have illustrated it with family photos, Blue!   

Bugger! You recognised me

[STeveo]

He dosen't have to swim, with ears that big he could fly out to the boat.