Physicians were unable to reach a consensus:
Should Brexit take place?
The Allergists were in favour of scratching it, but the Dermatologists advised not to make any rash moves.
The Gastroenterologist had sort of a gut feeling about it,
but the Neurologist thought Theresa May had a lot of nerve.
Meanwhile, Obstetricians felt certain everyone was labouring under a misconception,
while the Ophthalmologists considered the idea shortsighted
Pathologists yelled, "Over my dead body!"
while the Paediatricians said, "Oh, grow up!"
The Psychiatrists thought the whole idea was madness,
while the Radiologists could see right through it.
Surgeons decided to wash their hands of the whole thing
and the Internists claimed it would indeed be a bitter pill to swallow.
The Plastic Surgeons opined that this
proposal would "put a whole new face on the matter."
The Podiatrists thought it was a step forward,
but the Urologists were pissed off at the whole idea.
Anaesthesiologists thought the whole idea was a gas,
and those lofty Cardiologists didn't have the heart to say no.
In the end, the Proctologists won out, leaving the entire decision up to the assholes in Parliament.