Author Topic: Drugs, Sex, Rock and Roll, mark II. ( content may not suit everyone) (Read 3061026 times)

Kev Murphy · « **Reply #36925 on:** September 22, 2021, 01:00:29 AM »

It's been reported that Paris Hilton frequently takes off her engagement ring, and lets it be passed around for different people to touch.

Paris said, 'I want my ring to have the same experiences that I've had.'

Kev Murphy · « **Reply #36926 on:** September 22, 2021, 01:10:41 AM »

Kev Murphy · « **Reply #36927 on:** September 22, 2021, 01:13:44 AM »

Kev Murphy · « **Reply #36928 on:** September 22, 2021, 01:20:32 AM »

Kev Murphy · « **Reply #36929 on:** September 22, 2021, 01:31:57 AM »

Kev Murphy · « **Reply #36930 on:** September 22, 2021, 01:35:12 AM »

Kev Murphy · « **Reply #36931 on:** September 22, 2021, 01:55:04 AM »

Cats have had their 2am feed, and now it's time for me to go to bed. G'night, all.

Kev Murphy · « **Reply #36932 on:** September 22, 2021, 04:44:31 AM »

A guy walks up to a girl in a bar and asks, "Do you want to play magic?"

"What's that?" she replies.

Grinning a little, he continues, "We go back to your place, have sex, and then I disappear!"

Kev Murphy · « **Reply #36933 on:** September 22, 2021, 04:58:44 AM »

Kev Murphy · « **Reply #36934 on:** September 22, 2021, 05:01:26 AM »

Wild Rose · « **Reply #36935 on:** September 22, 2021, 06:55:04 AM »

A bit cool in Toowoomba this morning 2.6° feels like -0.8°
Going for a ride to Esk for catch up with a few mates for coffee

Kev Murphy · « **Reply #36936 on:** September 22, 2021, 07:33:45 AM »

Three rats are sitting at the bar talking bragging about their bravery and toughness.
The first says, "I'm so tough, once I ate a whole bagful of rat poison!"
The second says, "Well I'm so tough, I was caught in a rat trap yesterday and I bit it apart!"
Then the third rat gets up and says, "Later guys, I'm off home to hump the cat."

Kev Murphy · « **Reply #36937 on:** September 22, 2021, 07:41:36 AM »

Kev Murphy · « **Reply #36938 on:** September 22, 2021, 07:43:40 AM »

Kev Murphy · « **Reply #36939 on:** September 22, 2021, 07:45:05 AM »

Kev Murphy · « **Reply #36940 on:** September 22, 2021, 07:46:51 AM »

Kev Murphy · « **Reply #36941 on:** September 22, 2021, 10:30:11 AM »

I was walking down the street with my friend and he said, "I hear music", as if there is any other way you can take it in?

You're not special, that's how I receive it too. I tried to taste it, but that didn't work.

ruSTynutz · « **Reply #36942 on:** September 22, 2021, 10:51:33 AM »

Hey Kev, did you feel the earth move down your way this morning?

Kev Murphy · « **Reply #36943 on:** September 22, 2021, 10:54:22 AM »

Yep, Russ, around 9.15, and again at about 9.30 .... my glasses were on the edge of the desk, and fell off. Cats looked at me odd, like it was my fault?

Kev Murphy · « **Reply #36944 on:** September 22, 2021, 10:56:02 AM »

I thought it was a heavy vehicle passing at first.

ruSTynutz · « **Reply #36945 on:** September 22, 2021, 11:16:27 AM »

Our place was rocking and rolling! lol

I knew what it was straight away as we've had a few quakes around here over the years...

Kev Murphy · « **Reply #36946 on:** September 22, 2021, 12:26:49 PM »

I drank some boiling water 'cause I wanted to whistle.

Kev Murphy · « **Reply #36947 on:** September 22, 2021, 12:33:54 PM »

Kev Murphy · « **Reply #36948 on:** September 22, 2021, 02:24:58 PM »

Kev Murphy · « **Reply #36949 on:** September 22, 2021, 02:58:14 PM »

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