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Kev Murphy · « **Reply #37028 on:** September 23, 2021, 11:20:15 PM »

Teacher: "Why are you late?"

Student: "Sorry, teacher, I overslept."

Teacher: "You mean you actually sleep at home, too?"

Kev Murphy · « **Reply #37029 on:** September 23, 2021, 11:40:11 PM »

Kev Murphy · « **Reply #37030 on:** September 24, 2021, 12:37:01 AM »

What's the difference between a dead skunk on the road and a dead Democrat on the road?

There are no brake skidmarks before the Democrat, and Vultures will eat the skunk.

Kev Murphy · « **Reply #37031 on:** September 24, 2021, 01:01:21 AM »

Kev Murphy · « **Reply #37032 on:** September 24, 2021, 01:02:02 AM »

Kev Murphy · « **Reply #37033 on:** September 24, 2021, 01:02:49 AM »

Kev Murphy · « **Reply #37034 on:** September 24, 2021, 01:03:35 AM »

Kev Murphy · « **Reply #37035 on:** September 24, 2021, 01:18:55 AM »

Kev Murphy · « **Reply #37036 on:** September 24, 2021, 01:20:10 AM »

Kev Murphy · « **Reply #37037 on:** September 24, 2021, 01:33:20 AM »

Kev Murphy · « **Reply #37038 on:** September 24, 2021, 01:36:06 AM »

Kev Murphy · « **Reply #37039 on:** September 24, 2021, 01:47:36 AM »

Two doctors opened an office in a small town and put up a sign, "Dr. Smith and Dr. Jones, Psychiatry and Proctology."

The town fathers were not too happy with the sign, and they proposed "Hysteria and Posteriors."
The doctors didn't find it acceptable, so they suggested "Schizoids and Hemorrhoids."
The town didn't like that either and countered with "Catatonics and High Colonics."
Thumbs down again.

By now the story was in the papers, and suggestions began rolling in: "Manic-depressives and Anal-retentive." "Minds and Behinds." "Lost Souls and A**holes." "Analysis and Anal Cysts." "Queers and Rears." "Nuts and Butts." "Freaks and Cheeks." "Loons and Moons."

None of these satisfied one side or the other, but they finally settled on "Dr. Smith and Dr. Jones, Odds and Ends."

Kev Murphy · « **Reply #37040 on:** September 24, 2021, 02:21:22 AM »

Kev Murphy · « **Reply #37041 on:** September 24, 2021, 02:21:54 AM »

Kev Murphy · « **Reply #37042 on:** September 24, 2021, 02:32:01 AM »

Kev Murphy · « **Reply #37043 on:** September 24, 2021, 03:35:20 AM »

A preacher is warning sinners in the high street
"The end is nigh!" He shouts at passers-by. And a guy shouts back at him "Nigh!!"
This puts him off a bit, but he carries on. "Be warned al you sinners, for the end is nigh!".
And again the guy behind him shouts "Nigh!!" even louder.
This carries on all day until the preacher snaps at the guy angrily, "why do you keep repeating me whenever I say nigh?"

And the guy replies, "Well, it says in the bible doesn't it, a nigh for a nigh?"

Kev Murphy · « **Reply #37044 on:** September 24, 2021, 04:20:34 AM »

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Kev Murphy · « **Reply #37045 on:** September 24, 2021, 04:28:39 AM »

Kev Murphy · « **Reply #37046 on:** September 24, 2021, 04:39:12 AM »

... and ... here comes the rain again, over 4 mm in the past 40 minutes since 4am.
More than 5mm expected here today.

Kev Murphy · « **Reply #37047 on:** September 24, 2021, 04:44:53 AM »

Kev Murphy · « **Reply #37048 on:** September 24, 2021, 04:49:01 AM »

Kev Murphy · « **Reply #37049 on:** September 24, 2021, 04:50:36 AM »

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