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Re: Drugs, Sex, Rock and Roll, mark II. ( content may not suit everyone)
« Reply #36975 on: September 22, 2021, 11:01:17 PM »
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« Reply #36976 on: September 23, 2021, 12:52:37 AM »
What is it about people who repair shoes, that makes them so good at cutting keys?

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« Reply #36982 on: September 23, 2021, 01:13:53 AM »
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Re: Drugs, Sex, Rock and Roll, mark II. ( content may not suit everyone)
« Reply #36986 on: September 23, 2021, 03:56:49 AM »
Marc Anthony and Jennifer Lopez were in a terrible accident where Marc Anthony's face was severely burned.

The doctor told Marc that they couldn't graft any skin from his body, because he was too skinny.
So the adoring wife Jennifer Lopez offered to donate some of her own skin. However, the only skin on her body that the doctor felt was suitable would have to come from her firm buttocks.

Marc and Jennifer agreed that they would tell no one about where the skin came from, and requested that the doctor also honour their secret. After all, this was a very delicate matter.

After the surgery was completed, everyone was astounded at Marc's new found beauty.
He looked more beautiful than he ever had before! All their friends and relatives just went on and on about his youthfulness.

 One day, Marc was alone with his wife Jennifer, and he was overcome with emotion at her sacrifice. He said, "Dear, I just want to thank you for everything you did for me. How can I possibly repay you?"
"My darling," she replied, "I get all the thanks I need every time I see your mother kiss you on the cheek."

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Re: Drugs, Sex, Rock and Roll, mark II. ( content may not suit everyone)
« Reply #36989 on: September 23, 2021, 08:38:10 AM »
What did Helen Keller get for Christmas?

Polio! - She had everything else.

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Re: Drugs, Sex, Rock and Roll, mark II. ( content may not suit everyone)
« Reply #36998 on: September 23, 2021, 12:57:49 PM »

A beautiful blonde strode angrily into the large store, slapped a package on the counter, and loudly expressed her dissatisfaction.

The clerk asked, "What's the problem? Wouldn't your cat eat them?"

The woman's eyes got very large, and she whispered, "Do you mean to tell me that 'Pussy Treats' are meant for 'cats'?"
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Re: Drugs, Sex, Rock and Roll, mark II. ( content may not suit everyone)
« Reply #36999 on: September 23, 2021, 02:44:17 PM »
My wife walked in to our bedroom in a huff earlier, after coming from the shower.

“Can you remember to shut the curtains please? I’m getting changed, and the neighbours can see in” she said angrily.

“Don’t worry babe”, I replied. “If the neighbours see you naked, they’ll be sure to close their own curtains”

So anyway, I’m sleeping in the car tonight.

Again.
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