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Re: Drugs, Sex, Rock and Roll, mark II. ( content may not suit everyone)
« Reply #10625 on: January 28, 2019, 12:18:31 PM »
Not much left in the cupboard until payday, but I still have my imagination when it comes to meals.

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« Reply #10626 on: January 28, 2019, 12:26:03 PM »
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Re: Drugs, Sex, Rock and Roll, mark II. ( content may not suit everyone)
« Reply #10627 on: January 28, 2019, 12:33:38 PM »
Unsure if this is ironic, or moronic.



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« Reply #10628 on: January 28, 2019, 12:37:05 PM »
A bit like optus teling you you can report internet outages online.
 
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« Reply #10629 on: January 28, 2019, 12:38:20 PM »
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« Reply #10630 on: January 28, 2019, 01:22:29 PM »
Always correctly identify the source of your problems.

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« Reply #10631 on: January 28, 2019, 01:31:19 PM »
US Post Office has just cancelled their order for the latest stamps featuring President Trump.

They would not stick to the postal articles because everybody was spitting on the wrong side.
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« Reply #10632 on: January 28, 2019, 01:44:55 PM »
As a ten year old, I was suspended from school one day.
Teacher asked a simple question, I gave a simple answer.

She asked "If I had two bottles of alcohol in one hand, and three in the other, what do I have?"

I answered "You have a drinking problem!"

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« Reply #10633 on: January 28, 2019, 01:45:33 PM »
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« Reply #10634 on: January 28, 2019, 02:02:22 PM »
Photo shop (with a sense of humour) ... before the electronic application.

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« Reply #10635 on: January 28, 2019, 03:55:29 PM »
Too much Nutella?

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« Reply #10636 on: January 28, 2019, 04:12:06 PM »
Interesting lamp.

(Maybe its the moth inside?)

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« Reply #10637 on: January 28, 2019, 06:35:39 PM »
Cycling father on the phone to his son...

"We have a bad line here, thats NOT what I said. Now listen carefully!

What I said I was, 'Im at Upper Shidcrick, and broke a PEDAL!' "
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« Reply #10638 on: January 28, 2019, 06:39:58 PM »
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« Reply #10639 on: January 28, 2019, 07:23:09 PM »
They seem to have run out of street names in Canada???

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« Reply #10640 on: January 28, 2019, 07:27:28 PM »
Better than first street, second street etc. or east, north west and south that we have here.
 
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« Reply #10641 on: January 28, 2019, 07:34:30 PM »
North Terrace, South Terrace, East Terrace, West Terrace ..... :grin
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« Reply #10642 on: January 28, 2019, 07:44:09 PM »
In Japan all bus stops have names.  There's one in Saga prefecture called "outside the Yamada's house".
 
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« Reply #10643 on: January 28, 2019, 07:49:02 PM »
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« Reply #10644 on: January 28, 2019, 08:23:26 PM »
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« Reply #10645 on: January 28, 2019, 08:24:37 PM »
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« Reply #10646 on: January 28, 2019, 08:28:35 PM »
If youre the Best Man at a mates second wedding, after being Best Man at his first,

... is it OK to start your speech with "Hey! ... Welcome back, everyone!??"
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« Reply #10647 on: January 29, 2019, 01:40:56 AM »
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