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« Reply #17700 on: April 08, 2020, 09:18:34 PM »
Council fee for Harper cat registration just came in the mail.

$35

Max penalty for non-registration is $3,304

Say WHAAAAT?

Tell them the cat died... :thumbs

Do they microchip them over there?  Might be a bit sus if the microchip keeps moving.

Pretty sure they aren't tracking devices, Bodø!  :whistle

Oh, and Kev, should be easy to cut the chip out with a knife...  :grin


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« Reply #17701 on: April 08, 2020, 09:20:29 PM »
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« Reply #17702 on: April 08, 2020, 09:23:04 PM »
Don't think I've ever had any of my cats chipped...or registered, come to think of it...  :whistle


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« Reply #17703 on: April 08, 2020, 09:32:11 PM »
Harper was a gift from friends, already chipped and registered when they passed her on to me when they could no longer home her themselves, because her 4 young boys were too much for Harper to handle.
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« Reply #17704 on: April 08, 2020, 09:43:02 PM »
Didn't she just get hit by a car??  :whistle



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« Reply #17705 on: April 08, 2020, 09:44:59 PM »
Think I'm going mad with this mad cow disease or whatever it's called...that's my excuse and I'm sticking with it... :grin


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« Reply #17706 on: April 08, 2020, 09:46:09 PM »
I do love cats... :rofl


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« Reply #17707 on: April 08, 2020, 09:49:23 PM »
Has anyone else noticed that there hasn't been a word about 'global warming' for the past month?
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« Reply #17708 on: April 08, 2020, 09:50:44 PM »
Didn't she just get hit by a car??  :whistle

No?... I haven't had any cars in my flat recently?  :grin
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« Reply #17709 on: April 08, 2020, 09:51:24 PM »
I do love cats... :rofl

... and one in particular...  :thumb
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« Reply #17710 on: April 08, 2020, 10:53:54 PM »
Has anyone else noticed that there hasn't been a word about 'global warming' for the past month?

How dare you, Boomer!
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« Reply #17711 on: April 08, 2020, 11:15:36 PM »
Global warming and beer virus don't play well together.

Has anyone else noticed that there hasn't been a word about 'global warming' for the past month?
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« Reply #17712 on: April 08, 2020, 11:20:24 PM »
Dammit Google! ... I was searching for Born again, not porn again!
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« Reply #17713 on: April 08, 2020, 11:26:58 PM »
I laugh at mountain ranges, they're hill areas.
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« Reply #17714 on: April 08, 2020, 11:36:05 PM »
Anti vaxxers have been a bit quiet lately as well, tho 5G towers seem to have caused Beer bug..
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« Reply #17715 on: April 08, 2020, 11:41:41 PM »
Saw a news clip about the 5G towers in England being torched and destroyed.
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« Reply #17716 on: April 09, 2020, 04:05:48 AM »
An interrupted wedding at a shooting range is called a near Mrs.
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« Reply #17717 on: April 09, 2020, 04:09:19 AM »
The difference between an american school, and a firing range?

The school has moving targets.
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« Reply #17718 on: April 09, 2020, 04:12:37 AM »
A recent survey of priests found that 50% find altar boys who sing in the alto range interesting.

Not surprisingly, the other half finds them to be an a-choired taste.
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« Reply #17719 on: April 09, 2020, 06:47:22 AM »
A new range of alcoholic drinks is being produced, each named after famous authors.


.... Dickens Cider is proving very popular.
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« Reply #17720 on: April 09, 2020, 06:52:08 AM »
Vladimir Putin has boasted that Russia is planning to build a base on the moon.
The idea is that astronauts will live there permanently.

When they were asked if they really wanted to spend the rest of their lives in a barren, lifeless, empty landscape, the Russians said...
"No, not really. That's why we want to go to the moon."
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« Reply #17721 on: April 09, 2020, 06:55:35 AM »
Trump wants to go to the moon within the next 5 years.

If everyone donates a dollar, we can rocket him up there on a one way trip.
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« Reply #17722 on: April 09, 2020, 06:59:47 AM »
A cowboy enters an outhouse and hears a noise down the hole
He looks down it and notices a Native American

He yells down “How long have you been down there!”

The Indian responds: “Many moons... many... many moons”
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« Reply #17723 on: April 09, 2020, 07:08:24 AM »
What's the difference between a negro family and a white family?

On an average the negro parents have 4 kids, while the white kids have 4 parents.
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« Reply #17724 on: April 09, 2020, 07:10:34 AM »
An African, a Mexican, a European, and an Asian guy walk into a bar.

They sit down and have a quiet drink, because we all live in a more tolerant age.
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